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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788140 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4290 on: December 03, 2017, 07:58:06 am »

I've switched to A and C. C because if our heir rolls military down the line or otherwise makes it a good idea to lead personally, it's a good thing to pass down.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4291 on: December 03, 2017, 09:50:33 am »

AC
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4292 on: December 03, 2017, 10:05:57 am »

You accept the clothes; the cloaks and the metal tunic. The elves bow and pack up the remaining three chests, while the two others are given to you.

This Lakemetal Tunic feels cozy, and if this thread is indeed metal, it must be magic, because it is as soft as fur.

The elves thank you once more and then leave. Later you learn that after they disappeared into the Royal Forest, nobody saw them again, and the search in the forest gave up nothing. Huh.

1125 AD, Summer

You receive a report from the silver mines; they have been drained out, the flooding compartment was sealed and miners begun digging in opposite direction from the river site.

1125 AD, Midsummer

You hear that Calahan III is in deep trouble; someone from other side of his family tree, a staunch 'westerner', called Ansbach, has gathered support of Ceodwell nobles, bought some mercenary troops, and waged a war to topple Calahan III and take his place upon the throne of Methiant Ceodwell.

Once you speak with the Advisor and the Spymaster you decide to...

A) Ignore this Ceodwellian uprising thing.
B) Send a letter to Calahan, offering your Army's services (for proper pay, of course)
C) Arrange some money and supplies to be sent to this Ansbach rebel.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2017, 12:08:13 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4293 on: December 03, 2017, 10:29:32 am »

Ceodwell is the one we had that dust up with a few years ago right? I think we should help whichever side is weaker, and basically ensure this civil war lasts as long as possible
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4294 on: December 03, 2017, 10:47:58 am »

A We have a score to settle with Ceodwell. Let them kill each other and weaken the country for our eventual return.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4295 on: December 03, 2017, 10:52:33 am »

Calahan seized our silver, broke an marriage to our sister, insulted our family. There is no way we're helping him. At the same time, he probably still has Gubta's support (it was a ten year deal I think) so getting on the other side sounds like a waste of money.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4296 on: December 03, 2017, 10:55:24 am »

B: no reason not to turn a profit and make him dependent in the meantime.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4297 on: December 03, 2017, 10:59:16 am »

You realize that from Ceodwell we're the westerners? This Ansbach is someone who wants to be friendly to Methiant. Calahan has spent his entire career pissing us off. I can't imagine he would ever feel "dependent."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4298 on: December 03, 2017, 11:23:24 am »

Ansbach wants to claim the throne of Methiant eventually, so he's not gonna be friendly with us.

A - With the caveat that we keep appraised of developments as if it were our own war. We don't want one side to win too quickly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4299 on: December 03, 2017, 11:25:58 am »

Ansbach wants to claim the throne of Methiant eventually, so he's not gonna be friendly with us.
I think that may be a mistake, considering the wording.

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...Ansbach, has gathered support of Ceodwell nobles, bought some mercenary troops, and waged a war to topple Calahan III and take his place upon the throne of Methiant.

As far as I know, our name isn't Calahan III. The wording there implies taking Calahan's place.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4300 on: December 03, 2017, 11:27:18 am »

Ansbach wants to claim the throne of Methiant eventually, so he's not gonna be friendly with us.

I think Haspen might have derped on which throne the fellow's after, as toppling Calahan doesn't sound like a great way to get the throne of Methiant.

That said, C. Let's make this war as interesting as possible.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4301 on: December 03, 2017, 11:30:15 am »

Unless he wants to knock over Ceodwell to gain the power to claim our throne? That's how I read it anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4302 on: December 03, 2017, 11:33:33 am »

It's the "topple Calahan III and take his [Calahan's according to my interpretation] place" part that makes me think it's a typo, but I certainly could be wrong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4303 on: December 03, 2017, 11:35:23 am »

Gotta agree with HB here. I'll ask Haspen in Discord though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4304 on: December 03, 2017, 12:09:08 pm »

:V

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:V

You guys need to get yo eyesight fixed.
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