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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788196 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4260 on: December 02, 2017, 05:49:39 pm »

Whaddaya mean, "minor failure", sorting out the Enyntheist thing was the primary aim! Plus we got everyone broadly on board with the idea of freedom of religion, that's more than okay as far as achievements go!

Anyway, A! Cloth windfalls ought to be taken advantage of.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4261 on: December 02, 2017, 06:20:45 pm »

Agreed, we put an end to religious persecution in Methiant. The rest would have been icing on the cake, but we'll take the cake. (And perhaps if religions would kindly wait until someone wise or charismatic was on hand to mediate next time, we could do that.)

Oh, and A.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4262 on: December 02, 2017, 06:25:52 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4263 on: December 02, 2017, 06:27:36 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4264 on: December 02, 2017, 06:33:14 pm »

You send some money to help restore the mines.

1124 AD, Mid-Autumn

Your letter to the nobleman's son did help; the priests report that the youth returned the money and apologized for his behavior, and the cult has decided to forgive him and even give him a blessing.

1124 AD, Winter

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Tails

Unfortunately, the overseer of the mines didn't manage to get them drained and thus no silver ore was sent to the Treasury this year.

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6

For another year, the metals mined in the east were sold for much higher profit than expected.

Gemstones arrive as well, adding to more wealth to your Treasury.

1124 AD, Midwinter

You receive a report from scholars who were once told to study the old tomb found near the mines. They've opened it and catalogued all that was inside; rotten cloth, old skeletons and silver jewelry. They've positively identified the tomb as the Lost Tomb of Augavath, a king of this region from the 6th century; while all his predecessors and successors' tombs were found and plundered shortly after fall of the dynasty, Augavath's tomb wasn't found. Until now.

The scholars thank you for this once-per-lifetime opportunity, although you get nothing else out of it. Oh well.

1124 AD, End of the Year

End of the year, and thus Advisor pops in your chamber with Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 5
Population: 8
Economy: 3
Army: 6

Dat 3.

"Shall we raise tha tax to replenish our Treasury a bit?" You decide to...

A) Raise the taxes for a year.
B) Don't raise taxes.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4265 on: December 02, 2017, 06:35:12 pm »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4266 on: December 02, 2017, 06:55:55 pm »

B You know for once I don't think we actually need to raise the taxes.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4267 on: December 02, 2017, 07:02:45 pm »

B.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4268 on: December 02, 2017, 07:06:19 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4269 on: December 02, 2017, 07:44:53 pm »

B

Wew. What a wild ride it's been.
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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4270 on: December 02, 2017, 07:45:39 pm »

I think we're finally stabilizing...

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4271 on: December 02, 2017, 07:48:37 pm »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4272 on: December 02, 2017, 07:50:07 pm »

B ut maybe not spend all our profits for once. (+2 turned into -1 last year)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4273 on: December 02, 2017, 07:56:12 pm »

B

No parties though. We had enough drinking with the priests to last us a year.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4274 on: December 02, 2017, 11:09:45 pm »

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