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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776853 times)

Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4230 on: December 02, 2017, 01:01:30 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4231 on: December 02, 2017, 01:48:12 pm »

C!  It's the whole reason they agreed to come.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4232 on: December 02, 2017, 02:00:51 pm »

You decide to grant some audiences to the big guts.

Singularists have nothing they could've asked for.

Alldivines do have a request.

"One of our Cloisters have recently experienced a blaze, which consumed many lives, destroyed many buildings and devoured hundreds of priceless scrolls and scriptures. Can we count on the generosity of the Crown to help us bring the damaged Cloister back to its former glory?"

A) "No."
B) "Sure, you shall receive a donation."
C) "I will devote this year's taxes to refurbish and rebuild the Cloister you speak of!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4233 on: December 02, 2017, 02:03:13 pm »

See? This is why I wanted C first!

A, but we could change our mind if you made up your differences with the "heretics".
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4234 on: December 02, 2017, 02:05:29 pm »

B Well things have been lookin' pretty decent money wise. Maybe they'll return the favor later?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4235 on: December 02, 2017, 02:11:29 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4236 on: December 02, 2017, 02:27:24 pm »

B.

That's the kind of thing we should be doing anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4237 on: December 02, 2017, 02:37:16 pm »

B, spread some goodwill!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4238 on: December 02, 2017, 02:47:09 pm »

B

They may think of this as... A bribe. ^.^
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4239 on: December 02, 2017, 03:36:33 pm »

A ctually we only have one point of income (we spent the other on festivals already) and the Alldivines haven't behaved nicely in the recent past.

Let them think of this as . . . a reprimand.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4240 on: December 02, 2017, 04:16:51 pm »

You decide to give them a small amount of money from Royal Treasury. They thank you profusely.

The Pantheonists also have a request.

"A certain Felonsine noble has promised to sponsor construction of new temples of our cult in that region if we borrow him money for a while. But shortly before the loan was paid, said noble died of illness and his son took over, and has refused to return the money. We've of course asked the courts to help mediate the issue, but it seems the noble's son has some friends there. Can you intervene on our behalf, good King Cyl?"

A) "No."
B) "I will write a letter to the boy, a King's order if you will."
C) "If it's money it's all about, they I will give you some if you give up on this little deal you had with the boy's father."
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4241 on: December 02, 2017, 04:19:34 pm »

B, in accordance with what is presumably the law.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4242 on: December 02, 2017, 04:20:00 pm »

B

We are the great wizard Cyl of Many Letters!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4243 on: December 02, 2017, 04:21:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4244 on: December 02, 2017, 04:25:38 pm »

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