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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777947 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #420 on: June 02, 2017, 12:43:54 am »

Oh shoot, was that them? A, then.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #421 on: June 02, 2017, 01:03:29 am »

Didn't we tell them we wouldn't trade with the Blackheart people?

No, we told that to the Donuthian diplomat.  We haven't spoken to the Dahnians yet.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #422 on: June 02, 2017, 01:41:34 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #423 on: June 02, 2017, 01:46:07 am »

Then B. I trust our guard to catch all the hidden weapons.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #424 on: June 02, 2017, 02:39:56 am »

B
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #425 on: June 02, 2017, 03:01:45 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #426 on: June 02, 2017, 03:29:52 am »

Sending an assassin seems like something Dahnia would do, but they don't have any reason to want us dead.

We're hardly ones to talk, being apparently the inheritors of the Luathbas area, home of some of the most dishonorable assholes of the 10th century.

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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #427 on: June 02, 2017, 03:34:06 am »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #428 on: June 02, 2017, 10:16:00 am »

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #429 on: June 02, 2017, 10:25:41 am »

A

Fuck off assassins.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #430 on: June 02, 2017, 03:29:58 pm »

You decide to meet with the envoy after the guards check him.

After being told by the guards he isn't carrying concealed weapons, you meet with the nevoy.

"I bring an offer of profitable alliance with my Dahnian masters, King Yoe." He says in hushed tone.

"Strike now with your fearsome Felonsine contraptions against Cydwyl! My King, Daen II, will reward you handsomely if you manage to tie up Cydwyllian forces in the south, whilst he conquers to north."

A) "Agreed, we will go to war against Cydwyl."
B) "Unfortunately, I believe my kingdom is simply not ready yet."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #431 on: June 02, 2017, 03:32:31 pm »

A

We've got 5 Army, we've got Blackhearts, it's time to crack their border forts open and make them pay for daring to try and take our mines. Plus I don't recall us actually reaching any kind of peace treaty with Cydwyl after they invaded us, so technically we'd just be resuming an assault.
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #432 on: June 02, 2017, 03:32:40 pm »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #433 on: June 02, 2017, 03:37:48 pm »

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #434 on: June 02, 2017, 03:48:39 pm »

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