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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788840 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4020 on: November 29, 2017, 11:58:07 am »

A

trying to accommodate religion led to a civil war that completely destroyed us once. We can deal with this early, and maybe regain the faith of the all divines.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4021 on: November 29, 2017, 12:35:17 pm »

C then A?
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4022 on: November 29, 2017, 12:45:18 pm »

I think C or B are best. As long as a religion doesn't attempt to undermine us and the kingdom then there isn't a reason to oppress it. Plus our people have had a tradition of religious tolerance for generations.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4023 on: November 29, 2017, 12:58:57 pm »

We need to get one religion in our lands, it'd be easier to get rid of people guiltless then.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4024 on: November 29, 2017, 01:00:28 pm »

No. There is too much chance that a state religion will become the tail that wags the dog.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4025 on: November 29, 2017, 01:08:16 pm »

Heck, the all divines just tried to do that.

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4026 on: November 29, 2017, 01:09:06 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4027 on: November 29, 2017, 01:11:45 pm »

You send an invitation to this Enyn person.

In span of next few days, gemstones and the silver arrives at the capital.

1122 AD, Midwinter

Spymaster reports that the clique of the nobles planning the coup fell apart after death of your brother Aethled; the implosion of the group escalated especially after two of its most vocal members killed each other in a duel over some petty differences.

1122 AD, End of the Year

How did it go this year? Is everything doing fine, or is there still lots of work to do?

Happiness: 3
Population: 8
Economy: 3
Army: 4

Finally, a four!

"King Cyl," begins the Advisor, "our Army is replenishing and so is our Treasury, but peoples are still a bit bitter. Shall we sponsor a year of festivities to lighten their mood?"

A) "Thin years are over, let's party!"
B) "Let's not overspend just yet."
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4028 on: November 29, 2017, 01:13:38 pm »

We didn't need to waste money on grain this year, so I say lets party. A.

Also, good to see our army beginning to claw its way back.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4029 on: November 29, 2017, 01:13:49 pm »

B
We can have a party next year, we need to conserve our money until we actually have some.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4030 on: November 29, 2017, 01:14:28 pm »

B maybe later.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4031 on: November 29, 2017, 01:15:07 pm »

A

it's only a matter of time until we fail a riot check, so let's stop having those.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4032 on: November 29, 2017, 01:15:46 pm »

B lets lower taxes instead.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4033 on: November 29, 2017, 01:16:15 pm »

A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4034 on: November 29, 2017, 01:16:44 pm »

A

with luck the profits of the new mine begin to arrive this year.

and i am tired of rebellions, one day we will roll a 1 in these letters

The taxes aren't raised we only receive 2 taxes because it is 8 pop
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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