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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788817 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4005 on: November 29, 2017, 08:45:05 am »

B

Ah. So Aethled is the demon spawn.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4006 on: November 29, 2017, 09:04:46 am »

A.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4007 on: November 29, 2017, 09:06:39 am »

A, sounds like more decisive measures are required.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4008 on: November 29, 2017, 09:43:13 am »

A If he tries to kill us, he WILL inflict another war
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4009 on: November 29, 2017, 10:17:20 am »

Both of them feel like too far in either direction to me.

I'd prefer a happy medium where we invite him to the palace and spend some time with him, let him see first hand how we definitely aren't trying to drive the country into the ground.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4010 on: November 29, 2017, 10:28:18 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4011 on: November 29, 2017, 10:42:04 am »

You crumple the letter and have a talk with the Spymaster the same evening.

1122 AD, Late Summer

A tragedy struck your family! Your brother Aethled has fell down the stairs during a dark and stormy night. Most unfortunate event of them all.

1122 AD, Winter

There's discontent in your kingdom once again, but this time its a bit different.

Enter Enyntheism, a new cult, or rather, a heresy of Alldivines.

Or Singularism. Or maybe both - its hard to define.

Enyn was a young officer in your Army that was captured during the war with Ceodwells and Gubta, and spent three years in the Gubta borderlands. There he met his wife, taught self a bit of Gubtan language and had some talks with traveling sudi, philosopher-preachers that roam Gubta countryside.

After returning to Methiant last year, he has began rather vigorously preaching a new concept of Singularism; not a physical deity that exists, but a 'concept' of all-encompassing thought, an entity that is here and everywhere. Devotion to the concept allows for higher spiritual fullfilment and understanding of all of existence.

Surprisingly (or perhaps not so much), he has gathered much support from Singularist youths that were unsatisfied with Damed-like monotheism of the their faith, and even some Alldivine acolytes who felt that the purely philosophical approach to spirituality isn't fulfilling enough.

This has stirred up both religious communities and in fact the Alldiviners, of all the peoples, has declared 'Enyntheism' a heresy that much be oppressed and dealt with. Considering the current sour mood that persists amongst populace, its only matter of time for the clash of theologies to go very bad.

A) Lets publicly oppose Enyntheism to show that heretics that destabilize our country have no place in Methiant.
B) Send letter to the leaders of Singularists and Alldiviners, asking them to talk with Enyntheists and find a peaceful solution.
C) Invite this 'Enyn' to the capital, so you can personally see if he is a wise philosopher or maybe a thorn in the side of the Kingdom.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4012 on: November 29, 2017, 10:45:05 am »

A suffer not the religion of our enemies to live.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4013 on: November 29, 2017, 10:51:45 am »

C (or B) We've avoided any official stance on religions until now. To avoid condemnation from older congregations, make it a poorly-kept secret that your speechwriters already have a short statement saying that you're unimpressed, no matter what he actually says.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4014 on: November 29, 2017, 10:52:22 am »

C - All religions are welcome so long as they are not destabilising.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4015 on: November 29, 2017, 10:53:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4016 on: November 29, 2017, 11:00:04 am »

C, sounds like a put-upon fellow we'd do well to meet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4017 on: November 29, 2017, 11:21:56 am »

C.
if nothing else it will put him Well in reach of the spymaster.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4018 on: November 29, 2017, 11:28:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4019 on: November 29, 2017, 11:33:45 am »

C. He seems like an interesting guy.
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