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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[helmacon]

C

[Weirdsound]

C

I think we've written enough letters that actually stopped issues that we deserve a title at this point.
C

If this works, I propose Cyl the Scribe.

[Maximum Spin]

C

[omada]

C

C

I think we've written enough letters that actually stopped issues that we deserve a title at this point.
C

If this works, I propose Cyl the Scribe.

Sorry, but I can't accept any other tittle that isn't related to oysters

[mightymushroom]

C Perhaps they missed the memo that happiness is up and army pay restored. Send another copy.

[Puppyguard]

C

[Haspen]

You send them a letter asking them to get back into your fold, or else.

5*

You get wholesome results out of those letters. Apparently some younger officers decided that you're better person to stick with, and challenged their superiors who sided with the rebel. A fierce fight over the garrison ensued and there has been several hundred casualties, but the loyal youth triumphed in the end, capturing or killing many of important rebel figureheads. THen they surrendered to your arriving officers who treated them properly.

1121, End of the Year

This tumultous year has finally come to an end. You ponder what the numbers will be, while your wife knits some tunics for your little band of princes loitering around. The Advisor arrives, and, after skillfully evading the ever-present babbies, presents you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 3
Population: 8
Economy: 2
Army: 3

You sigh. One day. One day those low numbers will be gone. You swear it on your mum.

1121, Summer

Splendid news has arrived from the east; the prospectors have found ores of iron, copper and zinc in the mountains! While there's no abundance of any of these, mining those metals would still be profitable. Perhaps it has been one of the reasons for Zasitost's existence, although their underground mines are out of your reach of course.

The prospectors and the newly settled populace of course lack funds to begin digging of the mines on their own, and therefore a petition for funds from the Crown has arrived along the report.

A) Of course we will sponsor the mines! Never there has been any gains without prior investment.
B) That sounds lovely but we're currently tight on almost everything, so no sponsorship for you guys.

[milo christiansen]

A spend money to make money.

[Criptfeind]

A

[crazyabe]

A. We may be low, but we need to make more cash.

[mightymushroom]

A Yep. Although I have to wonder what the actual return will be. A crate of mixed metals? A roll every year to see which vein they mined?

[Weirdsound]

A

[birdy51]

A

Though, this does mean we will need to be cautious with our spending.

[Prophet]

A Huzzah. Perhaps not huge improvements but were getting there. Slowly but steadily we'll get there!

[Puppyguard]

A