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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788739 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3945 on: November 28, 2017, 06:50:10 am »

C

Lets at least summon the adventurers and hear their terms. We have alot of spare children. Perhaps we can buy their services with a political marriage or two instead of cash. If we don't like what we hear, we can always send in the army. The bandits are not going to be a life or death issue tomorrow, so we have time to explore our options.
C  - We wont get invaded due to a lack of money. We will get invaded due to a lack of army.

convinced, changed my vote.
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3946 on: November 28, 2017, 07:31:59 am »

C

Yup. might as well try it, if it's too much we can try some other route!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3947 on: November 28, 2017, 09:33:28 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3948 on: November 28, 2017, 09:35:53 am »

Sure, whatever, C's fine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3949 on: November 28, 2017, 10:00:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3950 on: November 28, 2017, 01:07:35 pm »

They have a point.
Ignore my previous vote, C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3951 on: November 28, 2017, 01:25:53 pm »

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You decide to hire some adventurers to deal with the 'bandit army' and their so-called 'King'.

1121 AD, Late Summer

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The adventurers get killed. This emboldens the bandits into assaulting a keep at the border, taking it over! This causes local populace to flee and the peoples in nearby cities very loudly and very aggressively turn against your officials, demanding they do something or else!

Your courtiers see this situation as one that needs to be adressed immediately.

A) Hire a more competent group of lvl20+ adventurers, then?
B) Time to get our Army into the field to bring order back to the borderlands!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3952 on: November 28, 2017, 01:26:51 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3953 on: November 28, 2017, 01:27:52 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3954 on: November 28, 2017, 01:33:51 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3955 on: November 28, 2017, 01:37:02 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3956 on: November 28, 2017, 02:01:10 pm »

Good thing we don't pay in advance, right?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3957 on: November 28, 2017, 02:17:58 pm »

We probably did in all honesty.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3958 on: November 28, 2017, 02:30:01 pm »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3959 on: November 28, 2017, 02:30:14 pm »

You order the Army to deal with this 'King of Bandits' and his lackeys.

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The Army smashes through the bandit hordes like a hot knife through the butter; Othoc and his lieutenants are captured and executed. The bandit army is no more!

1121 AD, Autumn

The harvests this year has been quite plentiful, compared to the previous. Many a governor and priest clamor that festivities should be sponsored, and your courtiers repeat after them for obvious reasons, considering recent difficulties in the kingdom.

A) Sure thing.
B) Nope, sorry.
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