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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788574 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3885 on: November 27, 2017, 03:41:16 pm »

E go alone face the beast in a staring contest. We can't for anything else

just kidding

A)Just to show people we are doing something before calling a wizard, but if our army get's smashed someone will try to engulf us for sure...
b) really solve the problem, and is FREEE but without luck they will think we done nothing and hapiness will get lower
C) no money, forget
D) no. simply no. will result in lower hapiness and do nothing
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3886 on: November 27, 2017, 03:41:33 pm »

A Who knows if we have time for a wizard. Thundercats should work, this one doesn't breathe fire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3887 on: November 27, 2017, 03:42:08 pm »

A, cannons versus forgotten beasts sounds like a pretty solid idea actually.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3888 on: November 27, 2017, 03:49:05 pm »

B seems like the best plan, especially since we often get a "do a thing in the meantime" opportunity when scouting for wizards.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3889 on: November 27, 2017, 03:50:20 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3890 on: November 27, 2017, 03:53:24 pm »

A.

I'm worried about our low army rating, but also I'm worried about wizards.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3891 on: November 27, 2017, 03:54:33 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3892 on: November 27, 2017, 03:56:32 pm »

You decide to send your Army to vanquish the horrible beast!

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They do it! The battle rages for whole day and many hundreds of soldiers perished to the putrid breath or giant copper-clad paws of the nightmarish wolf. But volley after volley, the monstrosity was beaten up till it finally fell. Your soldiers then, much to their horror, saw the rotting beast partially explode, sending dissolving gasses across the vast field, which decayed as did hundreds of your soldiers decay to the bone.

Overall, more than a thousand of brave Methiantese soldiers perished in the fight against Nightscare the Ever-flowing Fountain of Rot.

But the Kingdom is safe, and that's the important part.

1120 AD, Summer

As you work up yourself and your dear wife for another round of baby-making, at one moment Esta forcibly pushes you out of her embrace with help of her foot. After you get yourself off the floor, flushed and annoyed, Esta covers herself with a blanket and stares at you with same annoyance.

"Should I present my skills as 'the Devourer of the Oyster' once again?" Your wife sighs, her face fiercely red.

"No, not really. At least, not this time!" You scratch your beard and then sit at the bed next to your wife.

"I'm tired of baby-making, my dear husband. I mean, I understand my responsibilities to the dynasty and I dearly love you, you bedchamber beast you, but, well, how to put it. There comes a time that a farmer needs to let his field lay fallow for a year so it regains fertility and strength." She bats her eyelashes at you. "Understood?"

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

A) Esta sure earned her vacation. Let's postpone the baby-making for a year or so.
B) More babies is always needed, especially as I'm the only dynasty male of age besides my uncle! I've gotta persuade Esta.
C) Well, we've got many babies done. Mayhaps its time to start using various herbs and such so we can enjoy bedtime without worrying about possibility of babies?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3893 on: November 27, 2017, 03:58:27 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3894 on: November 27, 2017, 03:59:42 pm »

C. We have a SMALL ARMY. of kids.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3895 on: November 27, 2017, 04:00:31 pm »

Well, we've been making plenty of kids, so A or C.

C, I guess.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3896 on: November 27, 2017, 04:01:27 pm »

C - five kids should be enough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3897 on: November 27, 2017, 04:03:16 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3898 on: November 27, 2017, 04:16:11 pm »

A

Come on guys. Heirs are like 1Ups. You can never have enough heirs!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3899 on: November 27, 2017, 04:16:46 pm »

A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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