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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788416 times)

Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3780 on: November 27, 2017, 07:37:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3781 on: November 27, 2017, 07:53:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3782 on: November 27, 2017, 09:29:40 am »

B
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3783 on: November 27, 2017, 09:34:59 am »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3784 on: November 27, 2017, 11:11:45 am »

Spoiler: thinking aloud (click to show/hide)

There seems to be a pattern. We alternate fights between Ceodwells and Gubtas.
One more fight could put the Ceodwells down for good. C
But if we don't get this right now we'll boast about zero army to go along with our lack of money and happiness.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3785 on: November 27, 2017, 11:42:49 am »

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You demand from your Army to move forward at all costs!

1118 AD, Late Spring

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The Army is rebelling!

Your palace is in state of terror as your despicable courtiers began to pack up and leave as the Army commanders in the east, exhausted and tired of this meat-grinder war, have decided that they had enough of your overly ambitious plans for the east!

Instead of going with your plans, they've reversed their course and are now marching straight toward the capital. Their demands are that you settle for peace with the Ceodwells on any terms. If you comply, they will let you stay on the throne. Otherwise, they will find someone else who won't endanger the Kingdom in exchange for some territorial gains.

The Spymaster's agents report that there's two thousand soldiers marching for the capital. Were the remainder killed or otherwise gotten rid off, they're not sure. The rebellious mob does have the Fireblood and artillery with them.

For comparison, the garrison of the capital city is about a thousand and the palace's Captain of the Guard reports hundred fifty men at ready.

You proclaim that...

A) You will concede to their demands and seek peace with the Calahan III of Ceodwell.
B) You will execute every one of the traitors the moment they get into your hands!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3786 on: November 27, 2017, 11:44:25 am »

A

even if we won b, we would be even weaker.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3787 on: November 27, 2017, 11:44:52 am »

A

Sensible request, let's get either a chunk of land or a white peace and be done with this debacle already.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3788 on: November 27, 2017, 11:47:26 am »

B

If you bow down to their demands now, they'll know that they can do this at any time. They'll effectively own the country, and that'll be the end.

An army rebellion is very serious, and needs to be squashed right away.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2017, 11:49:07 am by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3789 on: November 27, 2017, 11:49:43 am »

I'm terribly torn.

On the one hand, I want to execute them because A) they deserve it, B) we definitely could (only 2:1 manpower for sieging their own capital? Good luck), and C) they deserve it, but on the other hand, now might not be the best time.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3790 on: November 27, 2017, 11:52:36 am »

A.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3791 on: November 27, 2017, 11:54:04 am »

A

I know we don't want to concede to this, but to refuse would be a succession crisis, an utterly crippled county or both.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2017, 12:17:03 pm by Kashyyk »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3792 on: November 27, 2017, 11:57:27 am »

tbh if we can't shock and awe them into submission and then refold them into a working army we're going to get the worst end anyway.

Pick B, then send the spymaster to kill the ringleaders.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3793 on: November 27, 2017, 11:59:40 am »

A

Next time the spirit of the Forest feel bad about killing one of our character, I'd rather they sent Gold than a prophecy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3794 on: November 27, 2017, 12:14:15 pm »

A Well shit. I guess all we can hope is that we can get a decent peace and then then get the spymaster to 'deal' with the people who organized this revolt.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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