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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Imic]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
We do NOTHING with money for the next year other then gwt outpr hands on it, agreed?
A
I've never seen us actually on the brink of collapse like this since the very first Spamgame.

[Prophet]

A Welp there goes all our money again. Well at that just a Joy? I guess it's time to go a-lootin' Ceodwell. Also just you wait Dwarves. We'll have a our revenge some day. Maybe not in this life time but we'll have it!

[Twinwolf]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
We do NOTHING with money for the next year other then gwt outpr hands on it, agreed?

I think that we can agree on. Ideally now that we're not at danger of being hit in the back, we should be able to focus on Ceodowell and Gubta. The ideal would be territory from the former and reparations from the latter, I think.

[mightymushroom]

A

[helmacon]

Did we gain any money looting the dwarves and ceodwell?

A

It's like to get us another rebellion, but what else is there for it?

[omada]

A Shiiiit, hope things end fast so we can recover

[birdy51]

A

We will endure. Losing money is bad, but losing a war is worse. Death, is a heaviest of all weights.

[Criptfeind]

A

I'm sure a rebellion at 7 pop is perfectly fine.

(Shame I missed all the important stuff.)

[Maximum Spin]

A this is fine, everything is fine

[Prophet]

[You know every time I see Haspen's Spymaster sig quotes it makes me think of Harry Baldman's SPAMMASTER game. That was a good SPAM game. Though nothing beats our Lord and God of SPAM Haspen's masterpiece SPAMKINGDOM series.  Even during stressful times such as this.]

Here is hoping that we don't have to worry about any revolts and if we do that we can some how stop them without having to resort to heavy military action.

[Puppyguard]

A

[birdy51]

Someone is going to revolt. It's no question. We'll just probably have to kill em'.

[Tiruin]

A) "Raise the taxes then, we need the money ASAP!"
B) "Slash the Army's budget for a year, we're doing well against Ceodwell anyways!"
B) "Don't worry, we will get money soon. At least, I hope so..."

I see everyone else is voting A?
Did nobody see the double B's?

Also revolts increase with A :v

Ah well.

[Haspen]

You decide to raise the tax.

1118 AD, Spring

Report comes from the Army; shortly after they embarked, they met with Ceodwells in battle again!

5*

They have given their enemies a proper pounding, and resumed their advance southeast.

1118 AD, Mid-Spring

Halfway through Ceodwell, your Army was attacked by eight thousand Gubta and a score of their dreaded Oliphaunts.

4*

They managed to inflict many losses upon the Gubta and even killed half of Oliphaunts on the field, but your commanders had to halt their advance. Their report says that only about three thousand Methiantese soldiers are left on the field, and Fireblood is running low, as your pursuit of newer designs left the production capacity of the weapons and their ammunition rather low.

A) We've taken the borderlands that were rightfully ours. I think its time to negotiate.
B) Retreat to the border forts, regroup, and renew the offensive!
C) Onwards! We either capture Ceodwell's capital, or die trying.

[Maximum Spin]

I'm feeling C here, but I could be talked into voting B if others prefer more caution.