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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788811 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3600 on: November 24, 2017, 10:44:53 am »

C Let make him know that our claim is legitimate before we invade

"Hey, he is willing to sell your lands for - wait, why are you drawing the swords?"

Plus, I wanna a bit of time to react to dwarven negotiation
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3601 on: November 24, 2017, 12:29:27 pm »

I just realised something.
Every time the courtiers start to murmer, we usually end up having discussions about what's best. Maybe the courtiers are a representation of we the players within the Spamkingdom world.
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Detoxicated

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3602 on: November 24, 2017, 03:41:26 pm »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3603 on: November 25, 2017, 09:36:32 am »

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You declare a war to reclaim the rightful Methiant territories!

The Marshal salutes.

"Shall you lead us to glory and victory yourself, your Majesty??"

A) "Naw, I've got you professionals to bring us victory!"
B) "BUT OF COURSE!!"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3604 on: November 25, 2017, 10:18:43 am »

A

We need to stay behind and put out the fires in Gutba and with the dwarves and maybe get the queen onside.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3605 on: November 25, 2017, 10:26:33 am »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3606 on: November 25, 2017, 12:27:00 pm »

A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3607 on: November 25, 2017, 12:28:40 pm »

. . . A, if a weak one. I really want Cyl to be more 'active' than his father, but there's so many things to juggle in the capital just now. (Also, to avoid the curse of the horses.)
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3608 on: November 25, 2017, 12:58:28 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3609 on: November 25, 2017, 01:28:15 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3610 on: November 25, 2017, 02:20:27 pm »

You decide to stay at the capital, letting the Army officers to lead the campaign.

1117 AD, Late Spring

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Your Army has given the Ceodwells a smashing! The border fortresses were quickly overran and the main body of the Ceodwellian forces has been routed at the Battle of Augas.

The same day, you receive a short letter from the Dwarves, in which they claim responsibility for destruction of Rainbow Scepter, as the Kings of Dwarves deemed your dynasty unworthy of possessing it anymore.

A) This is an act of war!!
B) I still want my money!
C) Meh, fine.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3611 on: November 25, 2017, 02:26:29 pm »

A
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3612 on: November 25, 2017, 02:27:20 pm »

D-d-double war!!!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3613 on: November 25, 2017, 02:32:07 pm »

Hmm. I wish there was a swear to have vengeance against them for this clear wrong later option. So that we could wait to declare war until after we've finished the War with Ceodwell. I'm not sure if we should try to postpone the war with the Dwarves by going B since I don't think they'll give us our money back or go for it with A just in case they do actually give us our money back.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3614 on: November 25, 2017, 03:05:31 pm »

A, but I would prefer D: Act of war, but wait until we are done with the current one.

As for the current war: The plan is to take the whole country, right? Because I'm pretty sure we want the whole country.
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