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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788990 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3480 on: November 22, 2017, 03:27:35 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3481 on: November 22, 2017, 03:40:44 pm »

I would hope it's doing decently well considering that we did send relief money for 5 years to help it rebuild after the fire. So it shouldn't be a burnt out husk.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3482 on: November 22, 2017, 03:45:43 pm »

Plus more room for the grand palace!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3483 on: November 22, 2017, 04:57:53 pm »

You decide to send supplies to Kingdom of Cydwyl to help Queen Dogethe once again.

1116 AD, Winter

Fireblood ingredients and the silver come to your palace, the former in exchange for gemstones of course.

The very next day, you learn that there is a revolt in the southwest! Some peasants, unhappy with taxation, has gathered under a banner of a traitor named Teón, a (ex-)governor of one of the cities. The peasant horde is apparently 2.000 strong and is besieging the city that Teón once governed, Aeltiach.

A) Send a letter to the rebel horde, asking them to disarm.
B) Order the Spymaster to have their leadership eliminated, so the rebels implode on themselves.
C) About time our Army gets some target practice within Methiant - send them in!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3484 on: November 22, 2017, 04:59:02 pm »

Bah just lucky no real bonus to guide us.

Army was high last I checked, lets bombard them.

C

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3485 on: November 22, 2017, 05:00:11 pm »

C, but is there any reason we can't send the Spymaster to do B while we're gearing the army up?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3486 on: November 22, 2017, 05:02:27 pm »

B, but if it fails C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3487 on: November 22, 2017, 05:04:17 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3488 on: November 22, 2017, 05:07:05 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3489 on: November 22, 2017, 05:07:27 pm »

A) maybe luck bonus
B) Maybe luck bonus
C) maybe luck bonus, army bonus? I don't think we are gonna use the cannons on them, but our army is well trained at least.

I would vote B if we knew it before they raise arms
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3490 on: November 22, 2017, 05:19:28 pm »

B Can't hurt to at least try to before we send in the big guns right?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3491 on: November 22, 2017, 05:20:40 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3492 on: November 22, 2017, 05:40:07 pm »

2000 is a sizeable number. Even though we should have the clear advantage of professional training, B it wouldn't hurt to soften them up first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3493 on: November 22, 2017, 06:04:35 pm »

B, then C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3494 on: November 22, 2017, 06:52:09 pm »

B. Let's give the spymaster a chance
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