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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789047 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3450 on: November 22, 2017, 01:03:44 am »

A
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3451 on: November 22, 2017, 01:09:45 am »

B If it's too much for the priests we can BURN IT WITH FIRE.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3452 on: November 22, 2017, 01:11:51 am »

Better order the priests to do a good job of it.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2017, 01:33:33 am by milo christiansen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3453 on: November 22, 2017, 01:32:23 am »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3454 on: November 22, 2017, 01:34:58 am »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3455 on: November 22, 2017, 03:12:00 am »

B - Sanctified grave robbing ahoy!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3456 on: November 22, 2017, 05:44:32 am »

B

Send in the priests first to trigger all the traps, it's a perfect plan.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3457 on: November 22, 2017, 06:47:22 am »

A because since when has this ever worked out well.

Incidentally, is our mine in the east or west?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3458 on: November 22, 2017, 08:08:11 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3459 on: November 22, 2017, 09:02:48 am »

B

(The mine is in the northwest of our lands: the chunk we annexed out of former Donuth.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3460 on: November 22, 2017, 09:15:49 am »

A

This sorta shit has always gone really poorly for us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3461 on: November 22, 2017, 11:14:11 am »

Estwalf's "Ancient terror" (A spear of unknown alloy) was got this way

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3462 on: November 22, 2017, 11:28:38 am »

3 a, 10 b



You order the Pantheonist priests to purge the tomb just in case and have scholars study it more closely.

1116 AD, Autumn

Your dear wife gives birth to a boy! She names him 'Culainn'.

Few days later, you receive an visit from an envoy of Queen Dogethe.

"Greetings, King Cyl! Our Queen once again trusts the people of Methiant to provide for her people. The recent catastrophe has subsided and the Agaresians have been beaten, but the people of Cydwyl suffer famine and hunger. This time Queen Dogethe hopes that you can spare money and supplies without a promise for reward, for Queen Dogethe in her pursuit of keeping the life of her subjects decent has unfortunately run short on money." Courtiers murmur, the envoy awaits, and you decide to...

A) Demand that you be paid for services, as before, by Queen Dogethe.
B) Decide to show-off your generosity and provide supplies for Kingdom of Cydwyl.
C) Refuse because neither you nor your Kingdom are a charity organization.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3463 on: November 22, 2017, 11:32:53 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3464 on: November 22, 2017, 11:33:33 am »

B

Nothing better than having the badass war queen owe you a favor.
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