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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777857 times)

HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #330 on: May 30, 2017, 01:20:43 pm »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #331 on: May 30, 2017, 01:25:34 pm »

D

A bunch of scattered dudes means that our shots can't kill more then a few at once, and we're pretty limited on ammo methinks. Should set up in a defensive situation and see what's going on.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #332 on: May 30, 2017, 01:34:42 pm »

You order the Felonsines to blast away.

For next few minutes, they huddle up near their crates and together they mix in various ingredients. Then, Fireblood and large stone projectiles are loaded into the large metal tubes of Blackhearts.

With hot red pokers, the little knots on top are lit. Then there's sizzli-

You can swear you hear thunders that day, and day became night from all the smoke! The mining site goes up in puffs of snow and dirt.

The first salvo ends abruptly and the Felonsines prepare another, cleaning the tubes with large brushes and cloth.

Just as they're ready to load and fire another salvo, scouts bring back urgent news; the Frostlings began their march toward your positions! You decide to...

A) All units - attack, attack!
B) Continue bombardment for another salvo, and then we will see what to do next.
C) Horsemen and archers will go and harass the approaching undead, the rest stays with Blackhearts.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #333 on: May 30, 2017, 02:10:20 pm »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #334 on: May 30, 2017, 02:13:47 pm »

B

They're ready to go after all.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #335 on: May 30, 2017, 03:21:46 pm »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #336 on: May 30, 2017, 04:02:54 pm »

The roar of the Blackhearts is rather thunderous, and provides much smoke.

By the time the salvo is finished, the Frostlings have almost approached your position!

A) It's time for soldiers to chaaaarge! CHARGE I SAY!!
B) Retreat with the cannons while horsemen and archers harass the approaching corpses away from you!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #337 on: May 30, 2017, 04:05:59 pm »

B
« Last Edit: May 30, 2017, 05:08:55 pm by Weirdsound »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #338 on: May 30, 2017, 04:06:10 pm »

A

Well, they did say overwhelming numbers beats them too. I imagine we outnumber the frostlings a fair bit.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #339 on: May 30, 2017, 04:07:23 pm »

Good point. How many dudes do we have?
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #340 on: May 30, 2017, 04:14:38 pm »

Before the bombardment there were six hundred frostlings, compared to our 4 points of army. IIRC from previous games, that amounts to about two thousand men, so we outnumber them by just over 3:1.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #341 on: May 30, 2017, 04:21:22 pm »

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #342 on: May 30, 2017, 05:08:37 pm »

Eh. I'll go A then.

There is a chance our CHA bonus might apply to something inspirational like orders to charge, but no chance in hell it would carry over to tactical stuff like B.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #343 on: May 30, 2017, 06:07:27 pm »

I dont think B will work, it's time to get rough. A


By the way now i'm glad the people voted for bringing the blackheart :v

Although we think we didn't exploded a bulk of them in the first volley, just a bulk of the mine itself.

Whatever it certainly saved a bunch of our soldiers ass.

Next frostling attack we send scouts to lure them into enemy lands.(?)
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #344 on: May 30, 2017, 07:10:41 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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