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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Twinwolf]

C. Best to ask rather than just sending someone or something and risking our, if not great, at least positive relations.

[Haspen]

You decide to write a letter of assistance to the dwarves, but first, the envoy from Queen Dogethe!

"Greetings, King Cyl, I bring urgent request from Queen Dogethe. The vile easterners, the Agaresians, have begun a campaign against our colonies in the Wildlands. From some captured invaders we have learned that apparently the eruption of Smoking Mountain was the confirmation of their faith's mythology that their current leader is incarnation of some of their god of conquest or some such, and thus the Agaresians will become rulers of the world. Queen Dogethe asks that you provide any help; she promises to reward you greatly in return, of course after our peoples deal with this avalanche of catastrophes." You decide to...

A) Send your Army to Cydwyl so that they fight the Agaresians alongside Dogethe's men.
B) Send as much supplies and money as Treasury allows to help thwart this invasion.
C) Send some money, but not much, as your Kingdom isn't entirely in best shape either.
D) Turn the envoy away; Queen Dogethe is on her own this time!

[mightymushroom]

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Man oh man, if "underground force of evil that dwarves cannot contain" doesn't call for a wizard then nothing does!

E! Two E!s Offer double reward for finding one whose name starts with "G" and ends with "andalf!"

This may be the best disposition of our A rmy, I doubt they'll be effective in dwarven tunnels. But try not to send all of them at once.

[milo christiansen]

A, we have more army than treasury right now.

[omada]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEMONS

ERUPTIONS

BLOOD

THE DAMDAMIANS WILL COME

I AM HUNGRY

NO FOOD ON THE KITCHEN

[helmacon]

C

she's a big girl, she can take care of herself. Our army is needed for the coming skeleton war.

[Prophet]

C Let's not send our entire army away during this time of disaster while we have no idea what might come closer to our own borders. In fact considering it's the Dwarven artifact that seems to be keeping our country from suffering to much from the volcano I'd say it's better to keep our army ready to help the Dwarves. Dogethe did gave us some money during the civil war though so let's return the favor.

[ZBridges]

A

[Baffler]

C.

[Criptfeind]

A

[Harry Baldman]

A, Queen Dogethe's done right by us on many an occasion, it's only proper to keep working to stabilize her regime. Besides, breaking an Agaresian advance as quickly as possible is a sound idea to keep things spiraling out of control.

[Kashyyk]

A. The army can rebuild fairly quickly. Our wealth never does.

[helmacon]

We are literally about to be invaded by demons, and you guys want to send our whole army off to fight the wars of our biggest rival.

Sometimes I really just can't follow how you guys work through this stuff...

[Maximum Spin]

A

[Haspen]

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You decide to send your Army north to Kingdom of Cydwyl to help Queen Dogethe deal with the invaders from the east.

1115 AD, Late Autumn

There's a reply to your letter from the dwarves. It was written by the leader of Zasitost, and your courtiers say that only in most important matters do dwarven aristocrats reply personally rather than via envoys and messengers.

In the letter, the leader of Zasitost, one Vabuk Kobalak, says that they can deal with the emergency occuring in their fortress and that your assistance is not required at the moment.

Few days later you receive a report from your Army; Queen Dogethe has delegated it to guarding the core lands of the Kingdom while Cydwyl soldiers are battling Agaresians on the frontlines.

The same evening, one of the palace healers meets with you.

"My liege, I bring ill news about your wife's pregnancy. The child inside Queen Esta is either very large or some evil tumor has formed in the womb! Just a moment ago we helped the Queen through a bout of pains. Wise heads speak that many such painful pregnancies occured this year; surely it's an omen, a terrible curse!"

A) "Stop with those superstitions and take care of my wife properly, or else you shall suffer my wrath!"
B) "Evil tumor!? Send donations to the altars immediately, I do not wish to be a father to demonspawn!"
C) "Anybody but her! Announce a search for a Wizard, the curse must be lifted from my dearest wife!