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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789312 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3270 on: November 19, 2017, 02:25:05 pm »

C. Maybe the volcanic eruption disrupted something down there.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3271 on: November 19, 2017, 02:39:15 pm »

You agree to send the Army to the border.

1115 AD, Mid-Autumn

Two people want to meet with you; one is an envoy of Queen Dogethe of Cydwyl, the other is messenger bringing urgent news from border with the dwarven land of Zasitost.

A) Let the envoy first pls!
B) Get dat messenger to me, hup-hup!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3272 on: November 19, 2017, 02:39:47 pm »

C
Generally I feel we should take them in and let them live in our lands if they respect our laws.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3273 on: November 19, 2017, 02:40:29 pm »

B, of course. We need to talk to the dwarves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3274 on: November 19, 2017, 02:40:59 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3275 on: November 19, 2017, 02:41:44 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3276 on: November 19, 2017, 02:41:49 pm »

B - Time to find out what the crack is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3277 on: November 19, 2017, 02:42:43 pm »

B An urgent dwarf is one who will be seen. The distance to Cydwyl means Dogethe's messenger will not be inconvenienced by another hour or two.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3278 on: November 19, 2017, 02:45:01 pm »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3279 on: November 19, 2017, 02:58:01 pm »

You let the army messenger in.

"My liege! Our officers have managed to, well, question some of the fleeing dwarves. It appears that they have, or the calamity of Smoking Mountain have, awoken up some underground force of evil that was sleeping deep within the earth. Their military and runemasters have had hard time containing the beast and more and more of underground levels of Zasitost Fortress are being lost, so preemptively the dwarves are sending their civilians away before the 'sealing' ritual is to take place." Your courtiers ask you for a course of action, as an underground evil is nothing to sneer at!

A) But that is dwarves' problem, not ours. Just keep on observing Zasitost, at least for now.
B) Time to preemptively hire some lvl40+ adventurers!
C) Time to send a letter to the dwarves, offering our assistance.
D) Time to send our Army to help the dwarves, no matter if their pride allows it or not.
E) Time to find a Wizard?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3280 on: November 19, 2017, 02:59:59 pm »

C Well let's see if we can both keep evil from rising underground and make some friends too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3281 on: November 19, 2017, 03:00:23 pm »

C We have a standing army, and dwarven friends can only be a good thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3282 on: November 19, 2017, 03:00:46 pm »

C

Proud or no, we must see if they need help.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3283 on: November 19, 2017, 03:01:31 pm »

A - Lets not get involved. Unless the dwarves screw up anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3284 on: November 19, 2017, 03:02:13 pm »

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