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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789338 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3255 on: November 19, 2017, 12:32:08 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3256 on: November 19, 2017, 12:35:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3257 on: November 19, 2017, 12:43:16 pm »

Go and do the republican things here!



You decide to bribe the merchants to give up supplies.

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Unsurprisingly, once the traders are given money, they give you the supplies your country will need. Grain, cloth and medicine are deposited in army keeps and city garrisons.

1115 AD, Summer

Another not-surprise is the fact that from Kingdom of Cydwyl comes a horde of refugees. The panicking people have fled from the regions near border with Helliste while Dogethe's administration apparently runs around in circles, unable to deal with this crisis.

However, your governors are afraid that the sudden influx of migrants might only cause problems in the future. They ask the Crown how to deal with Cydwyl refugees.

A) Deny them entry to Methiant! By force, if its needed!
B) Regulate the inflow of refugees, to ensure they don't overwhelm border settlements.
C) Let them all in, for good or bad.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3258 on: November 19, 2017, 12:45:39 pm »

B, assuming that means we control the flow in order to ensure they spread through the country evenly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3259 on: November 19, 2017, 12:49:58 pm »

B Extra Population is always nice but it's important to practice moderation in situations like these.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3260 on: November 19, 2017, 12:54:50 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3261 on: November 19, 2017, 01:01:35 pm »

B, because too many will eat the storehouses up and result in roving bands of, well, bandits.
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No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3262 on: November 19, 2017, 01:03:57 pm »

B What they said.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3263 on: November 19, 2017, 01:35:15 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3264 on: November 19, 2017, 01:51:56 pm »

B

1-5(or 8) pop 1 wealth
6(or 8)-? pop 2 wealth per year
?-? pop 3 wealth????

They are certainly bringing loads of whatever they can get at least
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3265 on: November 19, 2017, 01:55:14 pm »

You order them to come up with some regulation of the migrants coming to Methiant.

1115 AD, Autumn

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The idea of regulation and distribution of migrants was truly a work of a genius! That's what the peoples say about the system which ensures that every family from the north finds its new home elsewhere in Methiant. Crime and discontent are negligible, and the immigrating peoples praise your name more than their beloved Queen Dogethe.

Few days later a messenger arrives with haste at your court, delivering a report from the city near the dwarven fief of Zasitost just to the east.

"My liege, the dwarves are fleeing en masse from behind the tall walls of Zasitost! Something terrible must've happened there, but the stubborn and ever proud dwarves refuse to tell the governor what is happening. He asks that you direct the Army there for protection of the border." Courtiers murmur amongst each other at this unusual event, and meanwhile, you decide to...

A) Send a letter to Zasitost, demanding that the dwarves tell you the truth.
B) Ignore the dwarven exodus, you have enough on your plate to deal with.
C) Agree to the demand and send the Army to the border with Zasitost.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3266 on: November 19, 2017, 01:58:59 pm »

C, they probably dug too deep...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3267 on: November 19, 2017, 02:00:40 pm »

C, although I hope they're not going to kill the escaping dwarves or anything, that'd be shitty of them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3268 on: November 19, 2017, 02:04:55 pm »

C If it was the dwarves who asked for the army or just as precaution for something else coming

A If it is the governor asking the army to deal with dwarves

both if possible, without the dwarf killing part


God damn, and I thought that the civil war were making me scared
Let's try to be the hero of everybody
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3269 on: November 19, 2017, 02:13:47 pm »

Precautionary-totally-ordered-NOT-to-kill-dwarves C. In a time of omens we cannot afford to ignore trouble.

Too bad we can't ask uncle Luath anymore, one of the war write-ups mentioned him getting aid from the dwarves. They might have filled him in on . . . stuff.
I wonder if there were dwarves tapping the Smoke Mountain? That sounds like something they might be mixed up in.
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