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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775974 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3075 on: November 17, 2017, 05:34:10 pm »

B

As I learned from Harry's game, there's no child like a demon child.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3076 on: November 17, 2017, 05:34:18 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3077 on: November 17, 2017, 05:35:19 pm »

A

I'm guessing the deciding factor in this sort of war will be the troops we sent north to hang with Queen Doggy. Lets take the CHA character and get them on our side.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3078 on: November 17, 2017, 05:36:10 pm »

we died... from a hunt...

A

Let's fuck up Segeda.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3079 on: November 17, 2017, 05:51:34 pm »

B Foreign support for the throne? No thanks. I do not wish to be indebted to outsiders.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3080 on: November 17, 2017, 06:03:44 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3081 on: November 17, 2017, 06:12:30 pm »

A.

Question, since I don't pay attention that much.  Have ANY of the kings in these things died of natural causes?
« Last Edit: November 17, 2017, 06:14:11 pm by Lucus Casius »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3082 on: November 17, 2017, 06:15:58 pm »

No
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3083 on: November 17, 2017, 06:23:38 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3084 on: November 17, 2017, 06:39:17 pm »

A
if the kid's parentage is in doubt he's got to go, can't go disrupting the dynasty.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3085 on: November 17, 2017, 06:44:36 pm »

What wretched luck. I shall let the other peasants decide. To think, to be killed in the hunt, how wretched! Let us hope the lame nag burns in hell!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3086 on: November 17, 2017, 06:49:46 pm »

Yoe II reigned for twenty years, that's not too shabby for spamkings. (Minus 2 or 3 when he was, y'know, completely bonkers.)

B Much as it pains me to say it, Cyl has never been proven to be demon spawn or even illegitimate. Even Luath acknowledged his right the first time around, which seriously undercuts the man's position now.

I'm trying to remember all the marriage arrangements this situation might throw into question. There was one older daughter promised to Ceodwell that's already called off. (And that we never heard back from on reparations, did we?) And there's an Eldrican princess lined up for Cyl, which would be a handy way to patch things up with them if we can still swing it. Any others?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3087 on: November 17, 2017, 06:52:10 pm »

I have only recently joined this game, so I really do not know its history form bellow page 100, could anyone give me some pros and cons for choosing a faction to support ???

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3088 on: November 17, 2017, 06:55:28 pm »

B. I mean, your guys' decision that A: Segeda was evil and B: The children were evil or illegitimate seemed entirely arbitrary to me in the first place soooo :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3089 on: November 17, 2017, 07:00:26 pm »

I have only recently joined this game, so I really do not know its history form bellow page 100, could anyone give me some pros and cons for choosing a faction to support ???

Luath has very little legitimacy but is an adult. Cyl winning would mean a timeskip where RNG decides what happens, while Luath winning means a monarchy indebted to foreigners but player control picks up right away. I voted for Cyl because Luath promised to recognize Cyl's (rightful, being the previous king's son) claim to the throne during his time as regent. People also think Queen Segeda is a schemer, though I'm not entirely clear why.
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