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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786584 times)

Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2985 on: November 14, 2017, 04:02:07 pm »

A

The Gungeon Will Rise.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2986 on: November 14, 2017, 04:32:58 pm »

Okay, our best bet for economy and maybe with luck for military is we getting routes on the mountains to gutba for spices (These routes WILL be VERY nice to make an surprise attack in the middle of the damdamian unholy empire, we can avoid the margraviate and with luck we will strike one of the rich lands of the republicans)

If we get, we are nice, if we don't get, we are screwed


Can we have a C)  keep the production of thundercats while we give some small funds to help their studies so they can be more secure on their projects before we toss some real money on it?


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) It on the hands of rngeesus and we gotta risk, IF we get these weapons and we conquer the mountains with the expeditions maybe we can have small cannons passing sneaky through the mountains while we defend lametania lands, this time we can have the chance of US striking their flanks

WHEN damdamian comes, let's hope we can call this war as "The north's pride" or "Luathba's revenge"


(Plus, we can get money from it somehow again)

B) We can still strike their flanks, we get a bunch extra of thundercats protecting between the mountains,

Can we give some extra funds for "motivating innovations
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2987 on: November 14, 2017, 04:34:23 pm »

A
I hope we don't regret this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2988 on: November 14, 2017, 04:34:52 pm »

-snip-

I gotta ask, did you mean to vote for the other one judging from the content of your comment?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2989 on: November 14, 2017, 04:56:12 pm »

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Everything is fixed now. You saw nothing.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2990 on: November 14, 2017, 05:39:39 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2991 on: November 15, 2017, 04:03:16 pm »

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You decide to shift the focus (and funding) of Fireblood work into new, smaller arms rather than creation of large-sized Thundercats and Blackhearts.

1112 AD, Winter

The load of silver from the new mines arrives on schedule.

1112 AD, Midwinter

You receive a messenger from Queen Dogethe with a letter adressed to you specifically.

In the letter, she invites you to a military allaince and subsequently a campaign against the Helliste which is now suffering from war with the perfide Albion. The goal of Queen Dogethe is to take control of Kingdom of Dahnia and incorporate it into her sphere of influence. If you agree to help her, she promises lots of wealth, as she knows that your economical situation is poor and money is what you would use most at the moment.

You write a reply to her...

A) Asking to negotiate the payment before you commit your forces.
B) Offering your Army's services for conquest of Dahnia!
C) Refusing to help with such a dishonorable attack.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2992 on: November 15, 2017, 04:05:21 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2993 on: November 15, 2017, 04:07:51 pm »

C

I recall from a long time ago that our beloved first wife, Gedavina, once promised her cousin Aria to prevent war between Methiant and Helliste. We will honor her memory, and her promise.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2017, 04:09:22 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2994 on: November 15, 2017, 04:10:08 pm »

A B

Dogethe has a good track record of winning these things. She will be a powerful ally.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2995 on: November 15, 2017, 04:14:26 pm »

b
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2996 on: November 15, 2017, 04:15:19 pm »

A - I believe Gedavina was also Dogethe's relative so we're kinda stuck there.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2997 on: November 15, 2017, 04:18:49 pm »

B

She's been pretty reliable for us as of late. I think we can consider this. It'll be a nice time to try our new weapons as well.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2017, 04:29:48 pm by birdy51 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2998 on: November 15, 2017, 04:36:16 pm »

B Well having a military alliance with Cydwyl would put my paranoia at ease a bit. Plus it would be nice to have her help should the Damdamian scum attack.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2999 on: November 15, 2017, 04:40:58 pm »

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