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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

A Damn those Damdamians! We shouldn't let them think they can just march up here and do what ever they want! That they can force their intolerant cult upon us! If they want Lametania they can pry it from our cold dead hands.

C Though making sure we benefit is good too. Trying to cover Lametania without being given something in return while prestigious and glorious in it's own right is not resource efficient.

A Well actually I don't want to risk this being one of those we offend them and they don't let us send our men things. Plus screw the Damdamians! Stopping them from spreading their poisonous ruin to our region is important.

[Arlos]

A

I long for the day we finally fell our centuries old foe...
If only they could get introuble from time to time :/

[Haspen]

2*

They are insulted by this, and some shouting later its obvious you won't be getting anything out of this.

A) Fine, we will protect the Lametanians from the vile Empire.
B) Sorry, but I do not run a charity organization, friends.

[Prophet]

A Even if we don't get much out of it a free and ungrateful Lametania is better than the disease known as the Damdamians being at our border.

[Kashyyk]

A, we seem to be on pretty good terms with our other neighbours, so I suppose this is as good a way to start annexing Lametania as any other.

[Arlos]

A

[Harry Baldman]

B, fuck off if you're gonna be like that.

[VoidSlayer]

This would be a good test run, if we bloody them we might get enough respect to be left alone.  If our combined armies get crushed utterly we know to bide our time and give them what they want while we build up our own alliances.

A

[Blood_Librarian]

A

[helmacon]

A

though I'm a bit worried about our more northern neighbours

[Haspen]

You relent and decide to station portion of your Army in Lametania; at least you get it that the Lametanians will supply and house your soldiers so they won't have to live off land and camp in tents.

First regiments will be going to Lametania by the next Spring.

1111 AD, End of the Year

Once again you're given the Scrolls of Kingdom Status to review them:

Happiness: 4
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 6

"Sire, despite our efforts, we're currently still going low with the money. Shall we extend the taxation period for another year?"

A) "But of course."
B) "But we can't!"

[Lucus Casius]

Draw the ire of a great power?  Gain nothing from it, save make ourselves look weak and foolish enough to cave to the demands of anyone requesting men?

No.  They will learn to respect us, or they gain nothing.  B.  Well whatever.

A.

[Kashyyk]

The army should stabilise at six, so will hopefully stop drawing so much money. B

[Arlos]

B

[crazyabe]

B.