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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775559 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2940 on: November 14, 2017, 12:46:59 pm »

B, let's keep the silver flowing slowly (maybe we can get in touch with the Agaresians again and work out a salt trade again to take care of the econ and the happy in one fell swoop).
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2941 on: November 14, 2017, 12:52:23 pm »

B etter to keep it in the ground where rulers can't waste it on sorceresses* or fancy palaces. Discovering more ore as you dig is natural for a new mine.
*Yes, I did vote for the sorceress, and possibly would again. That's a friendly, tongue-sticking out dig and not a mean one. :P
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2942 on: November 14, 2017, 12:55:28 pm »

B est things take time.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2943 on: November 14, 2017, 01:04:08 pm »

You order the overseer to keep it steady.

1111 AD, Midwinter

The courtiers of yours has been conspiring lately. You saw them whisper in the corners and then silently greet you as pass. Your mind grows heavy with conspiracies until that faithful day when...

"My liege." The Advisor adresses you as you finish a council discussion over which side of the Palace should be used to store old accounting ledgers.

"When do you plan to remarry? A King is only half-man without a Queen, they say."

A) "Then I shall remain a half-King forever."
B) "Then help me find me my missing half, maybe?"
C) "I'm sure by other half will show up some day, yes."
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2944 on: November 14, 2017, 01:08:46 pm »

B, better find someone good.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2945 on: November 14, 2017, 01:09:20 pm »

B Maybe we can give it one more try? Perhaps we can find ourselves an interesting wife.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2946 on: November 14, 2017, 01:13:56 pm »

C

Doesn't seem like we're in that much of a rush. After all, we've got two half devil witch bastard sons ready to take the throne.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2017, 01:16:22 pm by Criptfeind »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2947 on: November 14, 2017, 01:19:48 pm »

B - As it seems our dalliance with the maid is at an end, let's see if our court cane find us another wife.

We're only in our mid thirties after all.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2017, 01:21:35 pm by Kashyyk »
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2948 on: November 14, 2017, 01:21:09 pm »

B

Before we too old.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2949 on: November 14, 2017, 01:26:50 pm »

You tell them to find you a new wife, then.

1111 AD, Late Winter

You receive a delegation of diplomats from Lametania; they've came here on the heels of rumors that Kingdom of Ebirus and Magraviate of Rucus has forcefully vassalized the two separatist Duchies, of Aran and Llamber, respectively.

"It is shame for our King to admit that our land is weak, but it is. He asks for the proud Methiant army to establish military presence in Lametania. King Umar was reluctant to further rely on your soldiers until now. What say you, brave and wise King Yoe of Methiant?"

A) "Sure thing, our Army shall march into Lametania right away."
B) "You want Methiant to incur the Wrath of Damdamians? No thanks, I'm not suicidal yet."
C) "What will I get out of that though?"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2950 on: November 14, 2017, 01:27:41 pm »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2951 on: November 14, 2017, 01:30:57 pm »

C, naturally.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2952 on: November 14, 2017, 01:35:14 pm »

A The army comes in, and so does our authority woooo!

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2953 on: November 14, 2017, 01:36:21 pm »

You C, we have to look out for number 1 here.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2954 on: November 14, 2017, 01:42:03 pm »

C what they'll offer. Could be as good as peacefully gaining a vassal of our own.
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