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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775564 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2925 on: November 14, 2017, 11:06:38 am »

You send the messenger back, offering the Centaurs to stay in Methiant.

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Next week you learn that, by either inediptude of the messenger or some other reasons, they do not wish to stay.

A) Nag them more.
B) Let them pass, if they pay first.
C) Let them pass.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2926 on: November 14, 2017, 11:08:46 am »

C

I guess
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2927 on: November 14, 2017, 11:09:06 am »

A

Nag the Nags!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2928 on: November 14, 2017, 11:10:29 am »

C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2929 on: November 14, 2017, 11:26:13 am »

You decide to simply let them pass.

You later learn they've passed along the border and then move north-eastwards along the mountains, and none of your subjects saw those centaurs again.

1111 AD, Summer

Fireblood caravan reaches your capital and leaves with gemstones, as usual.

1111 AD, Autumn

There are reports of multiple gatherings in south and west; the commoners are expressing their anger about higher taxation and the recent upheavals. They demand that taxes be lowered and excess wealth be returned by your collectors!

A) Damned peasant rabble! Time for our soldiers to show up there and rattle some sabers at the commoners!
B) Fine, let's overturn our decision from the start of the year.
C) Scribble some letters in which you ask them to calm down, for the good of their beloved Kingdom.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2930 on: November 14, 2017, 11:31:59 am »

C Calm down please.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2931 on: November 14, 2017, 11:50:41 am »

C

how are they this uppity at a 5?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2932 on: November 14, 2017, 12:00:01 pm »

C

Man. Peasants don't give a fuck what our happiness is do they? Maybe it's just a pack of Russian Gubta agitators.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2933 on: November 14, 2017, 12:01:44 pm »

C. Hopefully we can convince the rabble rousers that it ain't too bad here in Methiant. Before we unleash the army on them and prove them right anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2934 on: November 14, 2017, 12:04:00 pm »

A Rattle Rattle.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2935 on: November 14, 2017, 12:05:00 pm »

You send letters to peoples of discontent cities.

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It seems that being adressed to by the monarch itself has rubbed them in a good way, and things calmed down.

1111 AD, Winter

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First, freshly mined ore from the new mines arrives at your court! But there's also a report from the overseer; the more his miners dig in, the more ore they discover. He asks whether he is allowed to enlarge the operation and hire additional miners to speed up excavation and thus double the yearly quotas.

A) Sure, we gotta squeeze the gold (silver) cow outta milk if we are given one!
B) Let's keep it nice and steady to have a stable source of income for longer time.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2936 on: November 14, 2017, 12:14:07 pm »

A. Sure...

Hey... Should we let that one guy out of the dungeon now? I mean... We locked him away because he was lying about the silvermines right?
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2937 on: November 14, 2017, 12:28:52 pm »

B Let's take our time here and keep a steady source of income while we look for more valuable resources. No reason to drain our silver dry when we don't have anything to replace it.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2938 on: November 14, 2017, 12:30:38 pm »

B We can always expand later, and we should think long term.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2939 on: November 14, 2017, 12:36:09 pm »

A
We could always just save the money if we want to keep it on hand. Better to have it in the treasury where no one can take it over or raid it or anything.
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