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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775524 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2895 on: November 13, 2017, 04:07:36 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2896 on: November 13, 2017, 04:10:40 pm »

A - Take our money and make us more of it!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2897 on: November 13, 2017, 04:11:24 pm »

A Ah. I'm sad about the Alldivines. I'll miss them. They were always cool to us. At least we have silver which makes me feel a bit better about being bummed out about no longer getting Alldivines and the evil creature that tried to eat our face off.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2898 on: November 13, 2017, 04:15:42 pm »

You have the money sent to them.

1110 AD, Autumn

Lately, the summer days have been awfully hot and dry in these parts, but the farmlands in your country has been refreshed occassionally by just-in-time rains, obviously the work of the Scepter, its lime glow once again reported by the vault's guards.

Few days later you receive a report from the alchemists; they have resumed work on Thundercats and other Fireblood inventions.

1110 AD, End of the Year

And just like that, the year comes and goes. The new year's eve is at hand, and that means that the Advisor- ah, here he is, the long and mystical Scrolls of Kingdom Status occupying his hands fully.

Happiness: 5
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 5

You rub your chin in thought.

"As you can of course notice, your Majesty, we're a bit short on the money. Shall we raise the taxes thorough the Kingdom to accumulate some wealth just in case?"

A) "Yes, we gotta do that, who knows what our expenses can be next year."
B) "Nah, the peasants might not like it, plus our new silver mine will soon provide us with money anyways."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2899 on: November 13, 2017, 04:16:59 pm »

A Better to be safe than sorry. Also did we ever get a response to the letter we sent to that one King who broke the pact we had with Ceodwell?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2900 on: November 13, 2017, 04:18:06 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2901 on: November 13, 2017, 04:18:14 pm »

A - The peasents can suck it up for another year.

Also, any news on our merc in Lametania? (Or wherever we sent them)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2902 on: November 13, 2017, 04:18:22 pm »

B

We get the other half of our thunder cat money in a few years anyways.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2903 on: November 13, 2017, 04:42:57 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2904 on: November 13, 2017, 04:43:07 pm »

You decide to raise taxes, if only for a year.

1111 AD, Spring

You receive a letter from the new mine's administrator; they will have ore brought to the palace by the Winter.

1111 AD, Mid-Spring

"The what now?"

"Centaurs, my liege! Half horses, half men - and woman - have appeared in the lands bordering the Rainbow Lizards Mountains! They travel in packs, and so far has harassed several travelers and assaulted briefly one small village, stealing some sheep and chickens." You decide to...

A) Make this a fine test for your Army and send it to eradicate the pesky equines!
B) Ignore the centaurs for now, maybe they will go away.
C) Send someone to negotiate or at least talk to these fanciful, hooved folk.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2905 on: November 13, 2017, 04:50:01 pm »

C - Lets hope they're less of a pain in the ass than the Hurthlings
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2906 on: November 13, 2017, 04:50:15 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2907 on: November 13, 2017, 04:52:34 pm »

A is very tempting, but C has a chance of a new light cavalry force for our army...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2908 on: November 13, 2017, 04:53:02 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2909 on: November 13, 2017, 05:01:50 pm »

C
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