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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775531 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2865 on: November 13, 2017, 10:42:48 am »

You send a letter to the nobleman, but also to the Hurthlings, urging them to find a peaceful solution.

1109 AD, Mid-Spring

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The situation along the border with Hurthlings only deteriorated. While the nobleman was somewhat willing to compromise, the Hurthlings weren't and this resulted in some more scuffles, until an actual skirmish ensued when Methiant militia men tried to apprehend some Hurthlings caught red-handed. This spread to nearby Hurthling settlement and also involved reinforcements, so as you read the report there are at least hundred dead (two-thirds being Hurthlings).

Courtiers are split and arguing; some believe dealing with Hurthlings was a bad idea, some believe they need time and space to adapt, and some call for outright punitive expedition.

A) Yep, gotta punish those little bastards and raid their lands for replying to our good intentions with naught but murder.
B) No no no, they definitely need to be forgiven and mayhaps we should 'tutor' our peasants a bit harsher.
C) What you talking about, kick the Hurthlings outta Methiant and be done with it!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2017, 10:48:16 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2866 on: November 13, 2017, 10:59:23 am »

A) Hey let's raid lands that have nothing
B) Try a bit harder, shit wouldn't be that far if our noblemen didn't killed the son of a chieftain
C) Lose hurthlings and the end.

What their chieftains say about it? They need our help, and their subordinates are doing shit

Remember that we dealed with a sorceress.

The fire on the thundercats plus the hurthlings revolt must be the result of that.

The question is, should we kick the hurthlings and wait for the magic returns to normal for a possible future contact or should we try a little harder to make it work?
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2867 on: November 13, 2017, 11:04:11 am »

B What part of get along was misunderstood last time? I mean really? Is it that hard not to insult or murder people?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2868 on: November 13, 2017, 11:29:30 am »

WE can go with B without looking like we favour foreign monsters over our own people.

C Even at their best, back in the heyday of Lauthbaus, they were annoying little shits. We're not even getting a benefit now and they're acting out even worse.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2869 on: November 13, 2017, 11:46:17 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2870 on: November 13, 2017, 12:06:45 pm »

C
They're just going to cause us even more trouble.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2871 on: November 13, 2017, 12:10:41 pm »

We've made repeated efforts at peaceful solutions recently. The violence only grows.
I say C. We can't abide Hurthlings openly defying the law of the land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2872 on: November 13, 2017, 12:18:45 pm »

I will abstain from this vote.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2873 on: November 13, 2017, 12:46:32 pm »

C

I hate to let them go, but they have been just so very troublesome and quarrelsome. They still stand to gain at this point, and we just want them gone.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2874 on: November 13, 2017, 01:47:30 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2875 on: November 13, 2017, 02:02:47 pm »

C

Let's just throw the buggers out and invade them later if we really want what they're selling, because this really is ridiculous.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2876 on: November 13, 2017, 02:21:08 pm »

You decide that this is enough; the Hurthlings are definitely not worth keeping around as their murderous tendencies of the last century are still flowing through their veins. You demand all Hurthlings to leave Kingdom of Methiant before end of the year, or there will be dire consequences for them.

1109 AD, Summer

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It seems that Hurthlings are listening; they're packing up and leave, and no Methiantese peasants are out of their way to harass them, but they're not helping either, cementing a cold and mutual distate between the races.

Could be worse, though.

Meanwhile, the caravan of Fireblood components arrives in the capital, the minerals are exchanged for gemstones.

1109 AD, Winter

The chilly day gives out to even colder night, the red afternoon sky fades into midnight blue of the night, the crescent moon glowing fiercely on the sky. Everyone is aflutter due to last night's shower of falling stars, which was visible and quite impressive, thanks to cloudless night.

As you move through the corridors, you bump into a maid. She looks a bit pale and is clearly exhausted.

"Apologies, my lord, I haven't been feeling well today."

A) She's clearly ill, she's ought to be sent to the healer.
B) She's clearly tired, she's ought to have some wine and warmth of the fireplace.
C) She's clearly unfit to serve, she's ought to be cast unto the streets!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2877 on: November 13, 2017, 02:22:29 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2878 on: November 13, 2017, 02:27:36 pm »

A - Lets not treat our servants too awfully.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2879 on: November 13, 2017, 02:30:45 pm »

A

I have this terrible suspicion that Deatha was a result of the sorceress' blessing, considering the circumstances. Hope there isn't some kind of death curse siccing the maids on us.
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