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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775733 times)

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2775 on: November 12, 2017, 06:44:39 am »

B - We keep it a secret, out of the public eye, and if anyone actually calls us on it we tell them to f--- off, we are the king.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2776 on: November 12, 2017, 07:15:20 am »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2777 on: November 12, 2017, 08:33:00 am »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2778 on: November 12, 2017, 09:06:47 am »

I think we deserve a continued, decent relationship after our last marriage.

This certainly ain't it, however.

A
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2779 on: November 12, 2017, 09:23:05 am »

b sounds completley reasonable.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2780 on: November 12, 2017, 11:00:26 am »

A
To continue the relationship we should have kept her nearer. A clean break is best.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2781 on: November 12, 2017, 12:44:22 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2782 on: November 12, 2017, 12:45:34 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2783 on: November 12, 2017, 12:48:09 pm »

You send the Spymaster back to his work.

1107 AD, Winter

You receive interesting news. The dwarven cities of Zasitost and Ankurvat became quite active lately. Even now, numerous merchant and soldier parties travel through Methiant countryside, opting to stay out of cities and inns if they can.

Few days later, you receive a delegation from newest King of Lametania, Umar. Apparently sending envoys to you was first thing he did, according to the diplomats themselves.

"Greetings, King Yoe II of Methiant! We bring offer of military cooperation from our master, King Umar." Your courtiers murmur while the Advisor steps forward with a question.

"What kind of cooperation are we talking about here?"

"Your soldiers help King Umar maintain safety on the borders and the roads of the Kingdom; in return, we will send you gold in yearly manner." Your courtiers murmur even louder.

You decide to...

A) Demand more money for the services of your soldiers.
B) Reject the offer for cooperation.
C) Agree to the deal.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2784 on: November 12, 2017, 12:53:34 pm »

C
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2785 on: November 12, 2017, 12:57:10 pm »

C more money for a larger army, and if we are protecting this guy we can slowly assimilate his kingdom as a defacto vassal.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2786 on: November 12, 2017, 01:21:25 pm »

we could really use the money so while i like c i think we should gamble on the possible more profitable option
A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2787 on: November 12, 2017, 01:25:16 pm »

C Money and we get to show a more united front to the Damdamians? I like it.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2788 on: November 12, 2017, 01:29:20 pm »

C
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2789 on: November 12, 2017, 01:34:37 pm »

C.

I just hope nobody jumps us in the space of time between us accepting this deal and completing our military reforms.
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