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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775950 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2715 on: November 10, 2017, 05:13:20 pm »

A Can't hurt to try to get some money out of this considering our economic position. If he refuses then we don't have to declare over it right then and now though. In any case It'll be good to remember this insult and show him how well that went for King Salus now or later no matter what happens. The dynasty of Yoe has so far not allowed any foreigner to get away with slighting their honor.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2716 on: November 10, 2017, 05:15:20 pm »

A Pay for this insult now, or our new army will stomp you later.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2717 on: November 10, 2017, 05:17:42 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2718 on: November 10, 2017, 05:18:36 pm »

A of course.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2719 on: November 10, 2017, 05:19:29 pm »

A, to buy time for reforms.  Hopefully the casus belli will stay fresh until the reforms are complete.
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No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2720 on: November 10, 2017, 05:42:29 pm »

"Greetings, King Yoe! My lord and king, Ceodwell X, was most pleased to hear that you agree to have your daughter marry his son. For this, he wrote a guarantee that says his nation to be damned if the contract is broken by his family or nobles." The envoy moves up to your throne and hands you the scroll. Ceodwell X must like you very much if he is risking such a guarantee for almost fifteen years - after all, one unfortunate accident plus one uppity cousin and things might turn ugly very quickly.

Voting A, keeping C in reserve, but really only because of the state of our treasury.
And sending letters to the temples and alldivine cloisters to pass our complaints up the chain. Broken oaths are not to be taken lightly.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2721 on: November 10, 2017, 06:01:06 pm »

A worst case war best case money

we can afford the first (by afford i mean, we can go Blietzkrieg style on their asses like we did with salus, and the thundercats are going to help us keep the speed while being as mortal as the blackhearts

best case always welcome.

We will be know as a family that never accept an break of contract lightly and a nation that knows how to make a war clean and profitable  (Against cydwyll we beaten their horses that were bigger than us in number in a single night and made them offer 5 wealth for this, against Salus our king died, but we fragmented two nations at the same time, against Felonsien there wasn't even a proper war, the only bloodshed was old lametania sending troops to fail, Donuth we won then with I don't know, few battles? The only battles that we lost a lot of troops was against cydwyll and Lametania where we lost Yoe I)
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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2722 on: November 10, 2017, 06:17:30 pm »

B, because I don't think we can afford a war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2723 on: November 10, 2017, 07:36:56 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2724 on: November 11, 2017, 05:53:53 am »

Because fuck him, theres no reason to waste more reasources even aknowleging this douche.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2725 on: November 11, 2017, 06:46:55 am »

You send a reply in which you demand that this stain on honor be fixed with proper monetary compensation.

1106 AD, End of the Year

The scrolls are brought to you as tradition dictates.

Happiness: 6
Population: 7
Economy: 3
Army: 4

"Sire, our Treasury is slowly emptying. Shall we raise taxes again?"

A) "Nay."
B) "Yea."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2726 on: November 11, 2017, 08:47:57 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2727 on: November 11, 2017, 08:58:20 am »

A

As much as it would be good to tax the everloving pennies out of the populous, our last attempt to do so have been fruitless. We must find ways to look ahead and make money, not just take it.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2728 on: November 11, 2017, 09:08:32 am »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2729 on: November 11, 2017, 09:44:27 am »

B We need to have money to make money.
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