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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776046 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2685 on: November 08, 2017, 08:15:32 pm »

B:

Dear sirs,

It has come to our attention that there is a rising tide of intolerance toward our Hurthling bretheren. While the crown sympathizes with those who have lost loved ones, we are certain that you also keep in mind, as ever, the friendliness toward our allies that is our government policy at all levels. When one works side by side with a person or persons known to be short-tempered and sensitive in regard to their stature, then perhaps it is best not to insult them to the point of murderous rage.

Signed,
His Majesty, by the Grace of the Gods and All the Divine, King of Methiant, Lord of Felonsein, Warden of Tven, et cetera,
Yoe, second of that name
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2686 on: November 08, 2017, 11:17:00 pm »

C. A and B are pure spinelessness, but D may be an overreaction.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2687 on: November 08, 2017, 11:22:42 pm »

B
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Shadowclaw777

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2688 on: November 08, 2017, 11:24:57 pm »

B
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2689 on: November 09, 2017, 01:06:49 am »

E, a combination of C and B, see I was right, they were provoked!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2690 on: November 09, 2017, 10:40:02 am »

E, a combination of C and B, see I was right, they were provoked!
yes, No options to send letters to both sides?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2691 on: November 09, 2017, 04:11:17 pm »

You send orders to the governors, asking them to rein the unruly peasants as you're dealing here with a bit sensitive little peoples there.

Next is the group of merchants who were trying to make a route through the southern mountains.

"My liege! Our expedition has been a disaster, and we lost so many goods and loyal workers." They bemoan their losses for a while before they get to important points.

"Orcs, always a nuisance, has been living in the centre of the mountains and have raided the caravan three times. The survivors then stumbled into the Damdamian Republic or the lands of Gubta, but wars and chaos prevented them from coming back until lately. The Crown agreed to sponsor out expedition, yes, but our losses still need to be covered, good King!"

You decide to...

A) Cover their losses by the way of sponsoring another expedition to the Gubta.
B) Toss some money at them so they get lost.
C) Order them out as you won't be spending more money on this foolish endeavour.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2692 on: November 09, 2017, 04:44:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2693 on: November 09, 2017, 04:49:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2694 on: November 09, 2017, 04:55:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2695 on: November 09, 2017, 04:59:24 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2696 on: November 09, 2017, 05:04:18 pm »

A, and maybe send some soldiers as an escort?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2697 on: November 09, 2017, 05:25:15 pm »

A.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2698 on: November 09, 2017, 05:31:42 pm »

C We paid our sponsorship up front, and loss just as much of our stake as anybody else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2699 on: November 09, 2017, 06:08:28 pm »

A
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