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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Puppyguard]

A

[Weirdsound]

A They just said our military will be a mess for the next few years while we get the changes implemented. Our happiness is still 6. There is no emergency here.

[Prophet]

A Let's try to avoid conflict while we our working on our reforms.

[birdy51]

A

[Haspen]

You decide its time to lower the taxes, for good of all.

1106 AD, Summer

The Fireblood arrives on schedule, and the Eldricans who brought them take Methiant gemstones back to their homeland.

1106 AD, Midsummer

Your hand runs over her marble-like body, over those two large pillows of her. A giggle from her soft, red lips causes your eyes to dart upwards to her lovely, triangular face, crowned with a waterfall of long, black hairs. Those two green eyes, sparkling like gemstones, from which you cannot pry your sight.

Daetha, is her name, a beautiful name for beautiful woman of the northlands.

Is she a seductress, or a demon in disguise, or an assassin? You do not care, for her warm embrace and more than eager body suits all your carnal needs. This romance of yours, consummated many times by now, is blooming like a healthy flower in the spring.

But she was once just a maid, a maid of your palace like any other, but one evening you felt something towards her, and she was more than willing to reciprocate. Was it evening of the early summer, or was it late spring? You do not really remember, nor do you care to: your bed is no longer cold nor half-empty when you sleep in it, and that's whats important.

She asks for nothing in return but your companionship and your dedication to her. A perfect companion for a lonely King like you.

But as your lips are about to meet with her and lock in a lengthy kiss once again, the stinging thought still occurs to you - she is a maid, and you are a King. This is simply not permissible.

A) My face upon her pillows is all I need, and with enough care, nobody will know.
B) Alas, this means that soon I will need to return her to her homeland in the north.
C) Then I shall make her my wife and Queen! To damnation with those who do not approve!

[helmacon]

B
It was fun and all, but we gotta look to remarry soon and make a legitimate heir. She's gonna make problems if she keeps hanging around.

[Kashyyk]

A. Onwards for sexy fun times!

[omada]

Hard decisions and a sad life this king had no?

Married a talkative loved woman, her death destroyed a bit of his sanity

Married a cold one, which the insecurity of her fidelity  drove us further in the abyss

after some insanity when you come back she was talkative and greedy and had to divorce her for the kingdom stability

And now, for the kingdom stability he has or to hide from all and her future spouse, or just send her back to the north B

[mightymushroom]

I think our son Cyl is still heir, the marriage was legitimate for his birth. We've had two wives and borne our children, we can A fford a dalliance

[10ebbor10]

A

Kings and nobles have mistresses. Hardly a scandal involved as long as you're not too open about it.

[Prophet]

B We did not just do all that stuff to insure stability to end up doing something that could cause instability.

[Paxiecrunchle]

C

[crazyabe]

A.

[vastaghen12]

A

[Detoxicated]

C