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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776358 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2610 on: November 07, 2017, 11:59:04 am »

Angering a bigger, closer, and self-professed warlike nation while halting our supply of fireblood materials doesn't seem prudent. Not before military reforms are fully in place, at the very least.

A gares is, unfortunately, the less menacing valuable connection if negotiations fail.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2611 on: November 07, 2017, 01:36:09 pm »

A Well that trade deal didn't last to long. It's only been like 5-7 years at the most?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2612 on: November 07, 2017, 01:50:55 pm »

A Well that trade deal didn't last to long. It's only been like 5-7 years at the most?

Really wishing we were given the option to observe Yoe II for a few years before putting him back in power. It would be nice to still be playing the Charismatic brother now. A.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2613 on: November 07, 2017, 02:50:17 pm »

We should work a way of making our coins of excellence purity and of the same size, this way we will have a coin that the foreingn people can trust and our own coin can become a kind of commodity

"I don't want your fur or silver, but we know you have trade deals with methiant, we accept Methiantese coins instead"

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2614 on: November 07, 2017, 03:43:11 pm »

You attempt to have them keep the coins in exchange of salt.

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Unfortunately, all it does is to get them feel insulted and leave in a huff, declaring that the agreement is done for. Oh well.

1105 AD, Winter

The winter starts rather harsh in the region, with early chilly weather and then three days of blizzard. Fortunately, the weather clears up after some time, at least in central Methiant; the people from former Felonsein regions report that the weather didn't seem much improved, even if the Scepter did its magic.

Your courtiers wonder if there is actually a limit on its power.

1105 AD, Midwinter

The Marshal and the Advisor arrive at your study, brings scrolls with them.

"MY LIEGE! I am proud to announce that our military reform draft is FULLY COMPLETE! We are ready to REFORM!!"

"It might take a few years, but with our newest bureaucratic machine well oiled, it shouldn't be long. I would advise warring with our neighbours as the changes might cause unpreparedness and problems."

"BUT SOON! SOON WE WILL BE GREAT! Just sign the papers, sire." The Marshal hands you the paper.

A) Sign it!
B) Toss it!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2615 on: November 07, 2017, 03:45:52 pm »

A.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2616 on: November 07, 2017, 03:46:12 pm »

A Huzzah! The Legions of Methiant shall soon be here!
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2617 on: November 07, 2017, 03:48:01 pm »

A!

Still wish we'd integrated with the Alldivines. Then we'd have regular legions as part of our religious traditions and thus far undisclosed mystical secrets!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2618 on: November 07, 2017, 03:50:51 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2619 on: November 07, 2017, 03:52:52 pm »

Yeah. The Alldivines would have been cool. Though Pantheonism would be cooler but I don't think that Pantheonism is going to have a come back considering how long it's been since I've last heard of it being in a position of dominance.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2620 on: November 07, 2017, 03:58:20 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2621 on: November 07, 2017, 04:01:14 pm »

You sign the papers so that the military restructurization can take place, promising methiant a proper army.

1105 AD, Late Winter

Censuses have been sent from across the Kingdom, indicating that the population grew in recent years!

1105 AD, End of the Year

Like every other year, the Advisor arrives to present you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 6
Population: 7
Economy: 4
Army: 4

"There has been few more reports of tax collectors being assaulted on the roads, my liege. The governors, especially in faraway provinces, are concerned that the high taxation policy, even with our bureaucrats keeping abuse to minimum, will cause an explosion of discontent in near future."

A) "Then its time to bring taxes to usual level."
B) "Oh I'm sure we will be fine."
C) "Then its time to make soldiers into enforcers!"
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2622 on: November 07, 2017, 04:02:48 pm »

C.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2623 on: November 07, 2017, 04:04:04 pm »

C

Good old happiness, not at all correlating with literally anything that's happening at any time. Probably indexed by the Spymaster, now that I think about it.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2624 on: November 07, 2017, 04:10:03 pm »

A
It's one of our few good numbers. Give I'm a break for a few years.

Wonder how the hurthlings are doing...
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