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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

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You decide to keep the money in the vault for now.

1104 AD, Spring

You receive a letter from one of noblemen in far northwest of your Kingdom.

He writes that a powerful Sorceress by the name of Xaviera Roarecho was passing through his domain on her way who knows where, and heard tales of the immense wealth of Methiant. The noble inquires, on Xaviera's behalf, whether your would be willing to see the Sorceress to purchase her grandiose services.

A) Sure.
B) Nah.

[ZBridges]

B

[Weirdsound]

A

We can use her to fix our brother/make sure his wife and kids are not evil.

[helmacon]

A
but calling it now, she is totally gonna rob us.

[Kashyyk]

A from what I recall she took 7/8 wealth last time we hired a sorceress.

[Criptfeind]

A

[omada]

A

[crazyabe]

A.
And thats when she's here to visit her sister, the last king's wife.

[omada]

Just decided to make a list of lost artifacts, they probably aren't in the same place but...

Dwarven Amulet of Protection, deflecting arrows and other projectiles from the wearer. Lost in lametania at the battle that killed Yoe I

Sky iron knife lost in ankurvart. Good against fancy creatures, made us brave and we killed some kings. The dwarves should have sold it anywhere as they seized it

Ancient terror, made of unknow iron, lost in the battle of independence of tven

'Dwarven Necklace of Persuasion', an artifact that is said to aid in negotiations, The dwarves tried to sell it again to our fallen tven duke

Murder time, A scepter that can make any wound a grave wound. The old king of lametania offered it to us, and said to have another artifact (they also have a enchanted bow probably, although I don't know if it is a proper artifact, destroyed a might creature at least)

[Prophet]

A Might as well see what she has to offer.

[Puppyguard]

A

[Haspen]

You reply that you are willing to enlist Xaviera's services.

1104 AD, Mid-Spring

The guards hurriedly open the gates as the grotesque cavalcade enters your castle! A pair of winged, scimitar-wielding men in loincloths, eleven giant cockroaches with rubies for eyes, a throng of goblin who-knows-whats in white robes, and at the end, Xaviera Roarecho herself, riding a black hrse with glowing white eyes and fiery pink mane.

Xaviera Roarecho has skin as black as charchoal and hair whiter than snow. A chainmail made of some redddish metal covers her body. Your wife elbows you after a moment so you keep your eyes up.

The Advisor whispers that there is clear difference between the two magical entities, Wizards and Sorceresses - while Wizards travel light to do good, Sorceresses are extremely vain, and thirst for any and all riches they can get.

The sorceress raises a hand and her terrifying mount kneels, allowing her to get off the animal.

"I am Xaviera Roarecho, Guardian of the South, Heiress to the Emerald Throne, Protector of the Ruby Scepter, Lady of the White Flame, and Sorceress Extraordinaire. I've heard of the riches you possess, and that is all that interests me, human king. Do tell, what do you want of me?" You explain that you're not sure what you can ask of her. She scoffs.

"Bah! I can make you smarter! Grant you immense powers! Conjure you a magical, fearsome beast! Think of something, little brain, I'm sure there's something a petty monarch like you desires."

You decide to ask for...

A) Ask for an artifact... (details to follow)
B) Ask for a spell that will scare fanciful creatures away from the kingdom's borders.
C) Ask for prosperity and growth for the Kingdom and its populace.
D) Ask for a mighty beast to be bound as your pet/mount/guardian/something like that.
E) Ask for wisdom about many things.
F) Ask for skills of elite battlemaster.
G) -
H) Ask for endurance and better health.
I) Ask for innate good luck.
J) Ask for a spell that will make your soldiers stronger.
K) Ask for health and prosperity for your family.

//There's many options, so no update till at least 10 people vote in v;

[Prophet]

D Changed vote to C Changed vote to K

[Criptfeind]

F

[VoidSlayer]

A  Enough of dwarven artifacts, lets go with a sorcery one!  I am sure mixing magics will have NO bad side effects.