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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777072 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2325 on: October 29, 2017, 12:30:23 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2326 on: October 29, 2017, 12:32:06 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2327 on: October 29, 2017, 01:34:31 pm »

You decide that a presentation would be nice, and you're gonna attend it!

A week later, you attend the presentation. The Thundercats will be targeting an old tower, at the outskirts of the royal hunting grounds, which has by today crumbled down to its first floor.

You can look the Thundercats down their barrels; the cast iron siege engines look impressive, if a bit small-sized compared to the Blackhearts, which were truly humongous black tubes of death.

Standing near the artillery, looking at the Fireblood and chatting with the engineers, you look as the Thundercats are loaded up. Soon they shall fire.

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A Fireblood handling mishap creates a small explosion! Some of the younger engineers mixed it wrong and the mixture exploded prematurely inside one of the Thundercat, which is now a slightly molten mess. Several were wounded, your ears were ringing for a while, but no one died. The courtiers attending the presentation however are worried that Methiant engineers are in fact not ready to handle these guns properly.

A) Nonsense, accidents happen and there's nothing we can do about it. It's time to add Thundercats to the Army!
B) Indeed, let's be careful. Postpone addition of Thundercats for a year so the engineers can work on them a bit more.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2328 on: October 29, 2017, 01:36:03 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2329 on: October 29, 2017, 01:40:06 pm »

B, let's work out some kinks here.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2330 on: October 29, 2017, 01:59:36 pm »

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Even if the accident was a once off, it would be nice to improve them some more.
Then we can go a - conquering our neighbors!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2331 on: October 29, 2017, 02:03:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2332 on: October 29, 2017, 02:19:50 pm »

You decide that the Thundercats need some more work. A year will do.

1102 AD, Winter

Gemstones and silver arrive at your Treasury; the gemstones are sent westwards.

Few days later, you receive a letter from a nobleman called Aethef Einan, a man you know little about. In his letter he describes a group of merchants from distant Agares that visited his little border town of Cyldwan. They speak of their distant homeland and their wish to know more about Methiant, therefore Aethef wonders if you would want to meet with them in person.

A) Sure thing.
B) I'm too busy.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2017, 12:28:24 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2333 on: October 29, 2017, 02:32:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2334 on: October 29, 2017, 02:33:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2335 on: October 29, 2017, 02:33:59 pm »

B
ASSASSIN!!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2336 on: October 29, 2017, 02:38:36 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2337 on: October 29, 2017, 03:56:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2338 on: October 29, 2017, 06:08:53 pm »

A.

Yaknow, at some stage we really need to get something like a small pistol to defend ourselves against assassins better. Perhaps our thundercat makers can look into that sorta thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2339 on: October 29, 2017, 09:21:21 pm »

A? Their wish to know more what?

Or a collapsible mini crossbow sorta thing like they use. Make it an even duel!
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