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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777312 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2250 on: October 27, 2017, 04:50:44 pm »

C

Such a rude dood.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2251 on: October 27, 2017, 04:54:26 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2252 on: October 27, 2017, 05:58:49 pm »

You send a letter to Calahan III, congratulating his ascension to the Ceodwellian throne.

Two weeks later you receive a response letter, in which Calahan III thanks you for your kind message.

1101 AD, Summer

"It is very strange." You whisper to yourself, sipping on the wine.

The nights seem to be darker. The days are oft foggy or clouded. Local hunting grounds, few years ago filled with game animals, seem to be lifeless today. Your wife, previously not minding your presence, now seems to avoid you for some time, not even visiting you at the bedside. Plus all those little accidents with maids and servants, yes...

Yes, it has been very strange indeed since the birth of Aethled. Is he a spawn of evil? A herald of calamity that's about to come?

A) Maybe I'm just imagining things and all I need is another drink.
B) Segeda borne Aethled, so she is cause of all this. It's time to punish her.
C) I better get rid of the child. Quietly. For the good of my family, and all of Methiant!
D) TRULY SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL IS AT WORKS HERE I BETTER CALL A WIZARD.

//EDIT: Forgot the mandatory choice, is fixed now.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2017, 06:09:11 pm by Haspen »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2253 on: October 27, 2017, 06:08:50 pm »

A

Don't listen to the fuckin' voices in your head, king dude. There's a bunch of people who did that and it's never ended well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2254 on: October 27, 2017, 06:21:05 pm »

D
I think the birth of the child and the bad omen are merely a coincidence.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2255 on: October 27, 2017, 06:23:31 pm »

D

Placing my bets now, it's the missus. She be angry.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2256 on: October 27, 2017, 06:24:08 pm »

A, because not every damn thing requires a wizard
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2257 on: October 27, 2017, 06:30:17 pm »

D

WIZARDS TIME! TIME TO ADD THE QUEST TITLE TO US! +5 PRESTIGE POINTS
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2258 on: October 27, 2017, 06:34:29 pm »

D

She seems like a witchy woman.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2259 on: October 27, 2017, 07:00:26 pm »

D- I would say A, but wizards seem always like "good guiding guys" If we are getting mad he might even give a quest to cure our madness. If not they will probably not get mad and we ask if there is something we could do to make his trip not useless, want a cake ms wizard?
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2260 on: October 27, 2017, 07:22:54 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2261 on: October 27, 2017, 08:19:30 pm »

D
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2262 on: October 27, 2017, 08:29:55 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2263 on: October 27, 2017, 08:43:54 pm »

D  Wizards do require batshit quests, but at least we won't become an alcoholic this way!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2264 on: October 27, 2017, 11:10:47 pm »

D It'll be . . . invigorating . . . to pit our Luck against a Quest, don't you think?
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