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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777352 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2220 on: October 26, 2017, 02:23:32 pm »

Except, if you don't pay the taxes to travel, you turn the merchants away. You don't seize the wagons full of silver that belong to another kingdom.

This is obvious fuckery.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2221 on: October 26, 2017, 02:43:28 pm »

C Well I'll vote to give them a chance. If this happens again though then we need to have some serious words with them about communication.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2222 on: October 26, 2017, 03:04:53 pm »

B

Even if they didn't pay the taxes they shouldn't have had their good seized.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2223 on: October 26, 2017, 03:54:45 pm »

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You send an angry letter to Prince Celer, demanding return of stolen ore.

1100 AD, Late Winter

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The wagons of ore are returned to the border and now in the custody of your soldiers! A letter was also given by a Ceodwell escorts.

In the letter, Prince Celer formally withdraws his country from the trade treaty of silver and spice.

Your merchants and courtiers loudly bemoan that something be done about this! You decide to...

A) Tell them to shut up and be happy that the silver can at least be added to the Treasury.
B) Sponsor an expedition to establish a safe route to Gubta lands through the uninhabited and rarely traversed Ironbone Mountains.
C) Send a letter to Prince Celer, demanding that the trade route be restored at once, or there will be consequences of his dishonorable conduct!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2224 on: October 26, 2017, 03:58:02 pm »

B

The dude is only hurting himself.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2225 on: October 26, 2017, 03:58:55 pm »

B

Might as well. Even if there's no path to speak of, maybe we'll find some fun stuff there. Mind you, the mountains are unlikely to be uninhabited for no reason, but that only makes them more intriguing!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2226 on: October 26, 2017, 04:03:48 pm »

It took three years for them to do something, they should had sent us a letter before

B

We might find something
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2227 on: October 26, 2017, 04:05:47 pm »

I'm sure they aren't packed with undead anymore.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2228 on: October 26, 2017, 04:28:14 pm »

You commission some brave soldiers, adventurers and traders to go through the southern mountains and establish a route to Gubta there.

1100 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor, always punctual, brings the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for you.

Happiness: 9
Population: 6
Economy: 8
Army: 4

"Your Majesty, both the administrative reform and the pursuit of newer Fireblood machines is going steady. The scribes continue working on the new version of the Royal Map."

"Your Majesty! We have accumulated vast amount of wealth and your people love you! Shall we do anything about that? Surely you have some grandiose plans for this time of prosperity?"

As for the money...

A) Sponsor construction of grand monument commemorating our recent military conquests.
B) Contact the dwarves with the intent of commissioning their runemasters for creation of an artifact.
C) Expand, beautify and fortify your palace to reflect your power and reputation as a leader.
D) "Naaaah." Leisurely nap on your mountain of riches.
E) Renovate the various minor keeps and manors across our expanded country to appease both garrison commanders and local nobility.
F) Toss extra cash into the bureaucratic reform to make it happen sooner.
G) Toss extra cash into the Fireblood research to get Thundercat production started sooner.

As for the happy peasants...

A) Raise taxes for a year to squeeze extra coin from them.
B) Establish a new, higher tax rate for peasantry. They surely can deal with it.
C) Nah, let's keep them happy and all.

//Per usual, no split votes pls.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2017, 04:30:10 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2229 on: October 26, 2017, 04:31:49 pm »

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It's in the treasury.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2230 on: October 26, 2017, 04:35:44 pm »

EA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2231 on: October 26, 2017, 04:54:44 pm »

How come we can't levy troops anymore? The alldivines ate basically mercenaries, but we still have our own army, right? That's why the Marshall was against the reforms.

So where do they come from? I don't think we have raised any of our own troops in a long time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2232 on: October 26, 2017, 05:18:22 pm »

I think there's basic recruiting behind the scenes the same way taxes and such are handled – "Uncle Yoe needs YOU!"

Unless we reestablish the spice trading – which only had a few years until our mine runs out, as I recall – happiness will not increase as easily as in recent years. The Treasury doesn't need extra taxes at the moment. E C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2233 on: October 26, 2017, 05:39:59 pm »

E let's sufocate whatever  traitors that might still be there (we should have done it before)
hmmm, Although i think this shall please the nobles, at least 3/4 of the nobles were eliminated and we got people's support, and we still haven't seen any military bonus from it (or we need to select it a few times for it to work? Or everytime we got time to answer an attack on one of the forts were the actual improvement from this?)

C Okay, let's sufocate them by expanding our walls and making they feel like "Damn, to get into the king is impossible" and make every visitor feel like they're being treated as angels

C, no we are 1 point  to getting 10 hapiness and our money is still very nice, harvest this when we are in great need
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2234 on: October 26, 2017, 06:04:18 pm »

F, so we can spend money to ensure more will be coming in the future
C so we can try to see if anything special happens at 10 Happiness.
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