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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777684 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2040 on: October 20, 2017, 10:41:44 am »

Much like military reform from first game, it will reduce Economy by 1 per year, but will prevent such corruption issues, help with taxes and is needed for some extra features which I'm not gonna tell you, ha!
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Aseaheru

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2041 on: October 20, 2017, 10:49:13 am »

A, C. Chances are that they will give us some sorta bonus with trade or something like down the line.
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2042 on: October 20, 2017, 10:50:57 am »

A, D  Heads will roll.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2043 on: October 20, 2017, 10:56:15 am »

Well, on it own it hardly seems worth it, but if we get other secret stuff...

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2044 on: October 20, 2017, 10:59:31 am »

AD

An efficient bureaucracy is vital to running a large state, and since we've more then doubled in size in the last few years, we're gunna need to ratchet up the bureaucracy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2045 on: October 20, 2017, 11:57:55 am »

AD
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2046 on: October 20, 2017, 01:29:28 pm »

AC.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2047 on: October 20, 2017, 01:32:50 pm »

AD, let's make a public holiday of it. The people will love it!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2048 on: October 20, 2017, 02:28:08 pm »

A D
No one expects the Spanish Inquisitiontax auditors!

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2049 on: October 20, 2017, 03:26:42 pm »

A B
*shrug* I want to swim in my money vault again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2050 on: October 21, 2017, 10:10:40 am »

A,D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2051 on: October 21, 2017, 10:58:26 am »

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You agree to bureaucratic reforms. Meanwhile, an order is sent to arrest and execute the most corrupt officials, while others shall be imprisoned or fined heavily.

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It is a total 'surprise' for the criminal scum! Only few escape arrest and punishment, and no noble nor military man is able to mount any resistance to your purge. In the end, 33 men and women are executed, over 40 imprisoned, and 10 have their wealth taken away.

1097 AD, Midwinter

With slight delay due to the snowstorms, gemstones arrive at your treasury while silver is sent east.

Reports of victory come from land of Donuth; another of the warlord's son has been slain and his forces scattered. Elsewhere, a raider group of Methiant horsemen met and shared information with some Cydwyl soldiers; apparently they're smashing Donuth's family to pieces in numerous skirmishes. If your commanders did the tally right, only one of Donuth's children has so far eluded combat and is still living - Gaam, third eldest of late Donuth's sons.

Another report comes from the newly assigned overseers of the newewst territories; people flock to the banner of Methiant, easily lured with promises of lesser taxation and proper system of laws.

1097 AD, Late Winter

Due to continuous snowing and lengthy blizzards in the north, both yours and Cydwyl armies had to camp away for several weeks. Not that the Donuth loyalists did a lot during that time, either.

1097 AD, End of the Year

As you watch the snowstorm continue outside, a knock on the door grabs your attention. Here comes the Advisor, with Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands.

Happiness: 7
Population: 5
Economy: 6
Army: 3

"Most blessed leader, our Army is at war in the north yet they're numbers aren't very impressive. Shall we send money to the Cloisters of Alldivines in exchange for troops, if they have any at ready?" You decide to...

A) Get some monk-mercenaries recruited.
B) Keep the money in the Treasury for now.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2052 on: October 21, 2017, 11:02:29 am »

How could we ever say no to some battle brothers? A, my goodness, A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2053 on: October 21, 2017, 11:03:45 am »

A. Rich and weak isn't a very good combination.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2054 on: October 21, 2017, 11:07:43 am »

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