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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

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You decide to spend the excess money to do some reparations in Felonsein, hopefully to get things going smoother between you and your newest subjects.

6

The grandiose wedding between you and your new wife, Segeda, is truly grandiose and fully sponsored by her father! He says he might've overpaid all this, but he even shares his wealth with you! The Treasurer couldn't be happier.

1097 AD, Spring

Segeda turns out to be as advertised - GLORIOUS HIPS are accompanied by equally beautiful flowing hair, sparkling eyes and long legs. Unfortunately, that's all you can tell of her; she isn't exactly entertained by bed affairs and seems to prefer company of books more than company of a powerful monarch like you.

PERHAPS! Love needs help this time?

A) Present her the ancient and wonderous dress of Luathbas lady from the past!
B) Serenade her with lusty ballads and proclamations of devotion!
C) Sponsor her a truly magnificent library surrounded by gardens!
D) Wait a while, she simply needs adjustment to new place, servants and family.

[Twinwolf]

C! Hey, maybe we can read too should we have the time in our busy days of ruling.

[Criptfeind]

C

Sure, why not.

[Harry Baldman]

C

We respect a woman's need to go off on her own and read a bunch in private.

Plus if she really isn't interested in us either, that's kind of okay too, we're not super invested into making this a steamy marriage to begin with.

[crazyabe]

C.

[omada]

A library benefits her, Yoe, the kids, the courtiers, the treasurer

If she loves so much books, dumb she can't be at least, maybe there is an artist hidden there

[mightymushroom]

I love books too!

C

[helmacon]

C

[Criptfeind]

Honestly the less time we spend porking the new wife, the more time we can spend focused on trying to pork the undead revenant of our old wifey.

[helmacon]

Honestly the less time we spend porking the new wife, the more time we can spend focused on trying to pork the undead revenant of our old wifey.

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[Tiruin]

Wait WHAT.

This is the best wife we've had!

Segeda turns out to be as advertised - GLORIOUS HIPS are accompanied by equally beautiful flowing hair, sparkling eyes and long legs. Unfortunately, that's all you can tell of her; she isn't exactly entertained by bed affairs and seems to prefer company of books more than company of a powerful monarch like you.

DUMP THE ROYAL LIBRARY AS PART OF HER ROOM!
Lest she be attracted to less scholastic books! Like lusty or sultry ballads in written paper!

C

[Imic]

C
Let her be.

[Aseaheru]

C. Make sure that one of the books is whatever this universes version of the kama sutra.

[Haspen]

You decide to sponsor Segeda a nice library surrounded by gardens somewhere in the castle lands.

Later you learn she was 'thankful' for your kind gesture.

1097 AD, Mid-Spring

1to2

As the caravan of spices arrives, people eagerly buy them in large amounts, but administrators note that people's enthusiasm lessened. Perhaps, as with every novelty, they got used to them.

Still, the Treasury got some nice coin going from the trade!

1097 AD, Summer

An emissary arrived from Ceodwell - and there's another, from distant Eldrican. Whom do you want to see first?

A) The easterner.
B) The westerner.

[Criptfeind]

A