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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776509 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1800 on: September 16, 2017, 12:43:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1801 on: September 16, 2017, 12:16:48 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1802 on: September 16, 2017, 01:06:49 pm »

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"Don't you understand!? SHE WAS REEEALL! I do not believe in such intricate coincidence and complex plotting behind my back! She is alive, I do not know how! Mayhaps I buried wrong woman in the tombs." You murmur to yourself.

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The courtiers murmur as well and nod to each other.

"We will try harder, my liege. We will strengthen the patrols, tighten the security detail, send out agents and lend an ear to rumors of travelers and adventurers. We will get to the bottom of this strange affair, sire, you can count on it." The Advisor, the captain of the guard and the spymaster all bow and leave to begin their investigation.

Two days later you receive urgent report from the south!

An army of about 1500 soldiers is marching from within Lametania to the border with Methiant! Compared to the previous army, however, this one has many foreign banners and coats of arms amongst Lametanians, and scouts positively recognized some troops as crossbow and heavy swordsman mercenaries of Damdamian Republic.

The commanders of garrisons in the south ask for reinforcements!

A) And they will get them! Send to the Alldivine cloisters, requesting mercenary troops!
B) And they will get them! Send for Army in Felonsein to send part of their troops to the border!
C) We will doubly provide! Army from Felonsein is to move southwards, while a messenger of ours will visit local Alldivine cloisters, asking for mercenaries!
D) The government of Methiant stands with the border guards in their hour of need. Our thoughts and prayers go to the brave Methiant soldiers in the south.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1803 on: September 16, 2017, 01:12:13 pm »

A! We've got the cash and they've probably got the battle brothers!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1804 on: September 16, 2017, 01:20:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1805 on: September 16, 2017, 01:22:49 pm »

E) Send army to counter-attack the lametania and cut their supplies from behind their own troops while we reinforce the methiant border with the alldivines?

They probably want's us to move our troops and try to get Felonsien back, if we smash them or pillage a bit they will stop

if not possible:
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1806 on: September 16, 2017, 01:23:23 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1807 on: September 16, 2017, 01:49:27 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1808 on: September 16, 2017, 01:51:22 pm »

Alldivines Assembly!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1809 on: September 16, 2017, 02:33:22 pm »

A
These guys just don't know when to quit, do they?
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1810 on: September 16, 2017, 03:11:11 pm »

A
Politely.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1811 on: September 16, 2017, 11:15:20 pm »

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"Don't you understand!? SHE WAS REEEALL! I do not believe in such intricate coincidence and complex plotting behind my back! She is alive, I do not know how! Mayhaps I buried wrong woman in the tombs." You murmur to yourself.
That is some tipping point of a choice ._. I am so glad I picked A.

A

Alldivines are better mercenaries than early Luathbas mercenaries \o/
Unless they actually aren't and its flavor topping the name. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1812 on: September 16, 2017, 11:28:04 pm »

The republic mercs dont mess around, we should send both.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1813 on: September 16, 2017, 11:32:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1814 on: September 16, 2017, 11:54:03 pm »

A.
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