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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776387 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1755 on: September 11, 2017, 02:10:27 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1756 on: September 11, 2017, 02:19:55 pm »

C.  We can always pawn them later, and if one of our daughters marries into the Coedwell line, it would make a fine wedding dress.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1757 on: September 11, 2017, 02:30:40 pm »

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C.  We can always pawn them later, and if one of our daughters marries into the Coedwell line, it would make a fine wedding dress.
I agree.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1758 on: September 11, 2017, 02:41:58 pm »

C works for me.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1759 on: September 11, 2017, 02:58:19 pm »

You tell the Treasurer to keep it in safe place for now, so you can gift it your your next wife or perhaps your daughters when they marry.

The caravan of Gubta spices arrives at your palace next morning!

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The hunger for spice grows exponentially - people toss their money in the faces of your merchants just to get a bag of their favorite sweet, sour, spicy or savory flavors. Treasury earns double the profits compared to last year!

Two weeks later you receive an update on the war in the west; the Felonsines apparently remain divided underneath the picture of stability; one nobleman surrendered along with five hundred soldiers, while some retainers of Queen Goana fled northwards toward the mountains; another group of more loyal men (a thousand soldiers) was defeated and routed.

1096 AD, Late Spring

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The unthinkable have happened - the Felonsines surrendered their capital! The city garrison refused to take arms while some of Goana's relatives were executed or captured by your soldiers. The Queen has fled southwards to Lametania, home of her husband King Otalan. Numerous barons are abandoning her banner and surrendering themselves to your officers, while the few remaining loyalists flee southwards to Lametania or westwards toward Duchy of Koi.

Few hours after the report you receive a messenger of King Elran of Eldrican; his forces have successfully tied up forces of the Koi by besieging three border forts, hopefully preventing them from intervening in your war against the Felonsines (which King Elran says begun most favorably).

This surprising yet welcome success has caused many of your courtiers to start celebrating already!

The messenger who brought the report from your generals however awaits orders. You decide to...

A) Have most of the Army pull away from Felonsein, now that it has been conquered.
B) Have the Army rest and recuperate, because they're going to invade Duchy of Koi next month!
C) Have the Army rest and recuperate in the newly conquered lands to see how situation develops in the far west.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2017, 03:05:29 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1760 on: September 11, 2017, 03:00:29 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1761 on: September 11, 2017, 03:14:03 pm »

C
if he asks for help, we are definitely in a position to do so.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1762 on: September 11, 2017, 03:15:28 pm »

C.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1763 on: September 11, 2017, 03:31:49 pm »

C, no use overextending, is there?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1764 on: September 11, 2017, 03:35:50 pm »

You send orders for the Army to rest and recuperate for now, and await news from the west.

1096 AD, Summer

There is a situation on the southern border!

Numerous reports come from several border garrisons and city governors; Lametanian riders begun raiding into Methiant territory, burning villages and killing peasants left and right! While there has been no formal declaration of hostilities from King Otalan, the comamnders in the south do treat this as war and request immediate assistance! You decide to...

A) Send a letter to King Otalan, asking him to explain this unprovoked aggression.
B) Send some city guards and royal bodyguards to strengthen the border.
C) Send for the Army in Felonsein to pack up and head for border with Lametania.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1765 on: September 11, 2017, 03:41:22 pm »

can we pull, like, 75% of the army? We wouldn't just leave the territory vacant, would we?

Anyways, C
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1766 on: September 11, 2017, 03:43:49 pm »

C, it does look like the Lametanians are working up toward something larger, and we also appear to have Felonsein wrapped up for now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1767 on: September 11, 2017, 04:16:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1768 on: September 11, 2017, 04:49:12 pm »

B

This feels like they're trying to draw our army away from Felonsine.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1769 on: September 11, 2017, 04:53:07 pm »

Yeah... Felonsine is like, almost larger then we are isn't it? I don't think we can afford to let our army stop peace keeping.

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