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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776407 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1740 on: September 10, 2017, 02:48:35 am »

You dismiss this offer as unprofitable and ask for something else.

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"No, my master, King Shahar was only interesting in buying the goods. If you do not wish to part with them, then I shall waste no more of your time and seek a friend elsewhere. Goodbye." He bows and leaves, while the Treasurer sighs unhappily.

Few days later you convene a council to decide how to best approach the war with Felonsines. Most agree that Methiant army ought to roam about at their borderlands, causing chaos. Few seem interested in all out war, but of course it is for you to decide.

A) We stop at nothing till we conquer some land! We will make Methiant great again!
B) Alright, we will poke their side, burns some villages, and ask Eldricans to reward us. That was the deal.

"Also, King Yoe II, will you lead us to glory in battle?"

A) "THOU SHALL TAKETH A GUESS!!"
B) "Um, no, best I don't do that."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1741 on: September 10, 2017, 03:02:11 am »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1742 on: September 10, 2017, 04:23:05 am »

B A

We can always accidentally capture a few cities if there is no resistance.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1743 on: September 10, 2017, 07:50:51 am »

BB

Lets not constantly over commit to stuff.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1744 on: September 10, 2017, 08:25:41 am »

BB

We have no real heir. Until either our daughter grows up, or we get baby-making, I can't recommend going to war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1745 on: September 10, 2017, 09:14:22 am »

If chance presents us with an opportunity we take, but for now, just harass and pillage them.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1746 on: September 10, 2017, 11:00:33 am »

A B

We get three rewards from the Eldrican deal:
  • A princess; but first we'll need at least one prince
  • The phrasing implied a gift of Eldrican Fireblood technology, distinct from Felonsine in unspecified way
  • Felonsien territory and Fireblood tech, that which we capture
Methiant needs to be on the march to counter Koi's expansionism. Send the army to get the last, we stay home and work on the first, and for the middle I'd like to think our agreement stipulated not so much as a pack mule will cross the border until we get those plans: Trust, but Verify.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1747 on: September 10, 2017, 11:06:02 am »

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Let's not screw around on showing the Felonsines what for, we've got to be quick if want to be both dividing and conquering.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1748 on: September 10, 2017, 12:18:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1749 on: September 10, 2017, 12:26:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1750 on: September 10, 2017, 12:32:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1751 on: September 10, 2017, 01:40:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1752 on: September 10, 2017, 03:07:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1753 on: September 11, 2017, 01:47:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1754 on: September 11, 2017, 02:02:40 pm »

You declare that Methiant soldiers are to not stop before Felonsein is conquered, but you will stay behind, citing lack of heirs (which is perfectly fine with your courtiers).

1096 AD, Mid-Spring

You receive first report from the 'frontlines': your soldiers crossed into Felonsein territory, and, after sending a small unit of horsemen fleeing westwards, have captured several villages, the local peasantry equally confused and terrified of the invasion.

Next day, there's a lucky find in one of guest chambers!

One of the guest chambers was overdue for renovation, but when the palace servants moved a large wooden wardrobe aside, a small chest fell out from a hiding space behind it. They've given it to the captain of the guard who brought it to you. With a locksmith examining and then opening the box, its contents are revealed.

The box is filled with golden, pearl and glass jewelry adorned with markings of Houlandine dynasty. With an old but still pretty blue-dyed dress included, these must've belonged to a lady from Luathbas' royal family. There are also few bits of perfumed wax, along with several gold coins. All of these coins bear images of the Luathbas Kings, both from Houlandine dynasty and the dynasty before it.

Treasurer's appraisal experts believe that this box must've been hidden during or after the collapse of Luathbas.

The Treasurer of course asks what do you wish to do with this treasure cache.

A) Send it to the Ceodwells, the only true descendants of the Houlandines. They might appreciate our gift.
B) Try to find a good seller for the trinkets. Who knows, it might help our Treasury a bit.
C) Keep it safe; mayhaps we can gift it to our next wife, or maybe to our daughters when they marry.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2017, 02:13:21 pm by Haspen »
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