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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776593 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1665 on: September 07, 2017, 06:29:00 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1666 on: September 07, 2017, 07:43:04 am »

B! I think what happened to the first batch of adventurers tells us enough about what would happen if we sent the army and failed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1667 on: September 07, 2017, 08:07:15 am »

B We can afford to lose adventurers. We cannot afford to lose an army.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1668 on: September 07, 2017, 10:10:51 am »

I don't know how much we have
Hapiness 5
Economy 5
Army 5

I am counting that we will only loose 1 point in economy if the adventurers manage to solve the problem, dead men don't need money
we are already deploying the army to reinforce civility

When we deploy adventurers the people see that we are putting an effort? or they will only see when we deploy the army

hmmm, an army of undead looks very bad.

B Small numbers that can manage to trap an higher number
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1669 on: September 07, 2017, 10:44:30 am »

Dude, we have five points of army and nobody's threatening war. We can afford this.

...But if these are infectious zombies, sending the army in isn't a good idea. B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1670 on: September 07, 2017, 11:07:29 am »

You hire a more skilled band of adventurers this time.

1094 AD, Winter

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The roads and settlements are dangerous places due to undead menace and angry peasants, but the silver was safely sent to Ceodwell while gemstones arrived at your Treasury.

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The adventurers did it! The source of the undead menace was ancient tomb, its ghastly inhabitant stirred from the cursed slumber by some quarryworkers. The adventurers battled into the heart of the elaborate tomb and destroyed Evaldych the Ghast, whose powers caused bodies to rise from their graves and accost the living. Once the skeletal remains were purified and Evaldych's spirit finally sent to the afterlife, reports of the undead collapsing into dust came from across all of western Methiant! Many say that this thorough work will ensure that no more undead hordes spawn in the land.

The adventurers were paid handsomely for their task and they left to continues their adventures.

Few days later, a robed man with pointy hat arrives at your gates and the guards let him in at once.

"Greetings, King Yoe. I have heard that you require my services, and here I am." You tell him about the undead, and the red star, and how the adventurers dealt with the former.

"The red star is a phenomena of warning, that such a dire disaster has sprung in your kingdom. Thus, as the evil was dealt with by brave adventurers, as I've heard, the star will also finish its trai land disappear into the darkness of the cosmos once again. Fare thee well." The Wizard turns around and leaves.

1094 AD, Midwinter

There is rioting in the south of Methiant!

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Governor of the city of Anwyl reports that many shops have been looted and numerous officials beaten as the ungrateful citizens shout 'down with the King!' 'Yoe the Lazy outta Methiant!' and such phrases.

A) Let them vent, it will pass, especially that undead are gone now.
B) This shall not stand! Time to send in the Army and bonk some heads!
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1671 on: September 07, 2017, 11:25:18 am »

Bop them VIGOUROUSLY!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1672 on: September 07, 2017, 11:41:51 am »

B, let's do a bit of natural selection on the idiot population.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1673 on: September 07, 2017, 12:08:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1674 on: September 07, 2017, 12:23:37 pm »

You send the Army to quell the riots.

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Ten days later you receive a report; the Army was able to pacify the city but numerous buildings were burnt to cinders. Almost two thousand citizens died in fighting and in the fires, and about five hundred of your soldiers were beaten on the streets! The ugly affair however was fixed after some time, and nobody in Anwyl dares shout vulgarities in your general direction.

1094 AD, End of the Year

As you're enjoying a mug of beer, while your wife rattles about some folk tales about the recent undead menace, the Advisor arrives with Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands and a unhappy scowl on his face.

Happiness: 3
Population: 5
Economy: 5
Army: 4

"The people remain a bit unhappy about lack of swift resolution to the problem of the undeath. Shall we sponsor festivities in the coming year to lift their spirits?"

A) "About time we party!"
B) "Not this time, no."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1675 on: September 07, 2017, 12:27:24 pm »

Holy shit, our economy just can't be stopped.

A, let's dial that Happiness up a notch and let the spices take it the rest of the way.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1676 on: September 07, 2017, 12:30:29 pm »

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1677 on: September 07, 2017, 12:32:30 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1678 on: September 07, 2017, 12:33:05 pm »

A Party time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1679 on: September 07, 2017, 12:35:09 pm »

B we shouldnt reward revolts. They are unhappy because they didnt trust their king. They need to learn this the hard way
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