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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787327 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16170 on: May 13, 2019, 11:28:05 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16171 on: May 13, 2019, 03:17:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16172 on: May 15, 2019, 04:13:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16173 on: May 16, 2019, 05:40:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16174 on: May 17, 2019, 02:06:32 pm »

The court gathers for appointment of the Imperial heir!

You can't be really bothered for the ceremonies, after all - a war awaits you. The sooner you're done with the formalities, the better.

The heir to the throne of Empire of Methiant-Cydwyl shall be...

A) Your brother, Duach.
B) Your nephew, Bjern, son of Duach.
C) Your father, Deathan, son of Yoe III of Methiant.
D) Your half-aunt, Cylia.
E) Your half-aunt, Queen Mother Ciri of Helliste.
F) Your half-nephew, King Brynwald of Helliste, son of Ciri.
G) Your half-niece, Astrid of Helliste, daughter of Ciri.
H) Your half-niece, Brynwalda of Helliste, daughter of Ciri.
I) Your half-niece, Alfdis of Helliste, daughter of Ciri.
J) Your great-nephew, Luthas, son of Houlandin III.
K) Your great-niece, Segeda, daughter of Houlandin III.
L) Your great-nephew, Yoe, son of Houlandin III.
M) Your great-niece, Aife, daughter of Houlandin III.
N) ...Actually, I will decide after I'm back from the war!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16175 on: May 17, 2019, 02:39:54 pm »

Not a fantastic choice, but in my estimation the most reliable if the worst befalls us. The Helliste bunch have been keeping their distance.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16176 on: May 17, 2019, 03:57:59 pm »

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Nepotism! Kind of. Not really. I think people would be upset if we picked someone who wasn't in the family for emperor anyways.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16177 on: May 18, 2019, 12:16:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16179 on: May 18, 2019, 04:24:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16180 on: May 18, 2019, 09:33:31 pm »

A, keep it in the Yoe III line.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16181 on: May 20, 2019, 10:58:09 am »

You appoint your older brother Duach as heir and successor to the throne of Methiant-Cydwyl.

With that our of the way, you ride forth from the capital, to take lead of the Army.

1218 AD, Mid-Spring

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Shortly after you join the Army, a terrible fever seizes your body.

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You hallucinate that your own great-grandfather, Cyl, has come to berate you for ruination of the Empire. Your mother arrives to back him up with harsh words.

Whether you losing your mind, or it's the fever wreaking such havoc with your intestines, you're not sure.

You're aware of much greater number of healers visiting you every hour of the day and night, though.

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Fortunately, after three days of being bedridden, you recover somewhat, and return to our officers despite your healers' wishes that you rest some more.

That's when the scouts bring news; the Army of Caius Cuscus has met with the reinforcements stationed prior in Rucus, and managed to neatly split themselves into two. Numbering around twenty-five thousand men each, with an ample amount of supplies, auxiliary cavalry and siege equipment, the two forces are marching jointly in northeastern direction, separated from each other by about an hour of gallop.

They will soon reach your position; the one personally led by Caius Cuscus might arrive a few hours sooner than the other.

Your officers are not sure whether your current numbers are sufficient to secure victory against both Damdamian armies. The aides serving you report that there has been no word from the diplomat sent to request parley with the Damdamians.

A) We have me, the prowess of our trops, and the Banner! Damdamians are done for, no matter how many they throw at us.
B) Lets maneuver around and to the side of the armies. We need make sure to defeat them separately, or all is lost.
C) We ought to retreat towards the capital, and mayhaps we find a way to bolster our numbers too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16182 on: May 20, 2019, 11:48:06 am »

B - Divide and Conquer, yadda yadda
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16183 on: May 20, 2019, 11:59:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16184 on: May 20, 2019, 12:32:48 pm »

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