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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787388 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16140 on: May 02, 2019, 12:17:38 pm »

A, B - Perhaps by the time the envoy arrives we'll have defeated Caius for a second time
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16141 on: May 02, 2019, 12:56:53 pm »

A,B
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Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16142 on: May 02, 2019, 01:03:29 pm »

A, B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16143 on: May 02, 2019, 01:50:14 pm »

A B

I'm pessimistic about negotiation, though. I don't believe this 'Crusade' will be over and done as easily as our typical wars no matter if we continue to prevail in individual battles. The earlier offer was a non-starter, and I don't see why the senators'/priests' attitude will have changed given the numbers they still muster. Caius Cuscus may or may not be an okay guy (would they have put him back in command if our persuasion had stuck?) but he couldn't even make the thirty days truce stick, so I wouldn't roleplay any expectations about making a deal through him.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16144 on: May 02, 2019, 02:17:17 pm »

Oh I doubt it a well, but if we consistently prove that we're willing to end the bloodshed we retain the moral high ground.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16145 on: May 02, 2019, 04:24:55 pm »

B A

Strike the new reserve force

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16146 on: May 02, 2019, 04:51:33 pm »

AB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16147 on: May 03, 2019, 05:39:30 am »

A, B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16148 on: May 03, 2019, 06:28:39 pm »

BA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16149 on: May 07, 2019, 03:35:26 pm »

ab ab ab ab ab ab
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You send the envoys, and take the army to Eval!

Two weeks pass before your troops arrive at the border. Approximately three thousand Damdamians were left besieging the Evalian capital and surrounding keeps, while Caius Cuscus has marched forth to meet with you at the border. He is commanding almost forty thousand troops at the moment, majority of it being infantry.

Compared to your forces, they have an advantage of about six or seven thousand. Scouts report that almost twenty thousand Damdamians are currently camping within Rucus, and they've plenty of supplies and siege engines with them ready.

Next morning, your scouts report that the vanguard of Caius' army has been spotted. The battle will commence within hours at best!

A) But there will be no battle, as we will retreat deeper into Methiant!
B) Attack! Attack! Attack! We smash into his center and scatter it into the winds!
C) Time to do the usual trick and deploy on favorable ground, then let them die upon our mighty wall of soldiers!
D) Let's strike his flank with our men, then envelop and destroy his columns into brilliant tactical maneouver!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16150 on: May 07, 2019, 03:37:37 pm »

D - He has primarily infantry. They will not be able to redeploy to counter a cavalry attack from the flank before we disengage and strike somewhere else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16151 on: May 07, 2019, 03:43:17 pm »

Okay, D.
I'd say C has been working well for us, but they seem to reinforce faster than we get 'em that way. Time for something different.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16152 on: May 07, 2019, 05:58:43 pm »

Okay, D.
I'd say C has been working well for us, but they seem to reinforce faster than we get 'em that way. Time for something different.

Also, this guy has the Martial trait and isn't an idiot. He may have something planned for our camping this time.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16153 on: May 08, 2019, 01:14:26 am »

I agree with all the above.  D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16154 on: May 08, 2019, 09:22:40 am »

D

if we don't go to him, his reinforcements will
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