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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787433 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16125 on: April 29, 2019, 03:54:17 pm »

The diplomat from Eldrican is let in first. He is a tall, bearded man in splendid robes.

"Greetings, Emperor Houlandin! I bring you a request from my master, King Feir. The t'chai leaves that soothe the mind and invigorate the body are loved by Eldrican subjects of His Majesty, and he would like greater amounts of these sent to our lands. Of course, we would pay for those accordingly and handsomely."

A) "Alright, they're already selling better abroad anyway."
B) "No, my people want their leafy fix as well!"
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16126 on: April 29, 2019, 04:02:41 pm »

Okay. Not what I was expecting. A.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16127 on: April 29, 2019, 05:36:47 pm »

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Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16128 on: April 29, 2019, 06:36:11 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16129 on: April 29, 2019, 08:47:10 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16130 on: April 30, 2019, 02:14:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16131 on: April 30, 2019, 09:15:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16132 on: April 30, 2019, 09:44:20 am »

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Empiricist

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16133 on: May 01, 2019, 12:43:44 am »

Caught up!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16134 on: May 01, 2019, 03:02:40 am »

You agree to fulfill the request, and call in the traders in charge of t'chai leaf distribution.

Obviously, the only way to fulfill that request is...

A) To buy more leaf from Sim Empire, if they're willing to sell more.
B) To stop selling the leaf in Methiant, and sell all of it in Eldrican.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16135 on: May 01, 2019, 03:03:12 am »

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Empiricist

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16136 on: May 01, 2019, 06:49:35 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16137 on: May 01, 2019, 07:25:06 am »

A

We've asked for more before without getting any, but we'll ask again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16138 on: May 01, 2019, 01:52:24 pm »

Complex international trade is a great idea.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16139 on: May 02, 2019, 11:51:00 am »

You decide to send a diplomatic mission to Sim Emperor, to procure more t'chai leaves for the Eldrican Kingdom.

Your officers meet with you to discuss the continuation of the war. According to the most recent reports they have, Caius Cuscus and his army are starting to capture various keeps, the strength and determination of Evalian defenders surely degrading rapidly. The capital, vacated by them earlier, has not been under siege yet.

Another Damdamian army is rallying in Rucusian borderlands; the spies report that their numbers currently are as high as fifteen thousand.

A) "Obviously, we march and strike at Caius' army and liberate Eval!"
B) "Obviously, we march south, but take no other action."
C) "Obviously, we remain at the capital, to gather more strength ourselves."

Some of the courtiers wonder if it would be prudent to begin negotiations with the Damdamians...

A) "Never again, they've had their chance!"
B) "Let's send an envoy, it will not hurt to try."
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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