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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Blood_Librarian]

A

BLAD FOR THE BLAD GOD

[TheBiggerFish]

D

[Baffler]

D.

[Tyrant Leviathan]

C. Power of hostess fruit pies prevails.


Woot?

[Haspen]

aa
bbbbb
c
ddddd

Bluuuuuuuuuh.

[Harry Baldman]

I'm changing my vote to C because I still believe in hostess fruit pies, dammit. So go ahead and do D, Haspen!

[Haspen]

You attempt to change the topic.

6

The topic flawlessly changes to that of politics, although heavily mixed with rumors and petty news. One topic does go heavy:

"Will there be war between Helliste, Cydwyl and Methiant one day?" Aria asks you bluntly.

A) "If my husband declares so."
B) "You bet. I will help foster it!"
C) "Never, over my dead body."

[Kashyyk]

C Not if I can help it. Instead I'll make sure it's a very close relationship.

[Harry Baldman]

C

Why, we're practically allies already. We can just focus on the other peasants and conquer their puny lands!

[Puppyguard]

C

[crazyabe]

C.

[omada]

C "Hey, we could help that to not happen"

[Baffler]

C.

[Haspen]

You promise your cousin that there will never be war between Methiant and Helliste, or at least you will try your damnedest to ensure that. Aria hugs you for goodbye and then you retreat to your bedroom. Time to prepare your best dress for the wedding!

*KZZZZZZTT!*

1092 AD, Autumn

Your marriage to the niece of Queen Dogethe brings hundreds of nobles and wealthy merchants to the reception, and many craftsmen and officials are here to feast on the good day for the royal family.

By the evening you learn that your wife is absolutely terrible! She is pretty, yes, and she has good hands (oh dang, those hands!), but she keeps talking. And talking. And talking. Is talking this much a custom in the north? Considering she kept talking even when you two were making love, it must be that.

Several days later, guards raise an alarm! The Rainbow Scepter of Weather has been stolen along with some gemstones and ornate jewellery from the Treasury! Whoever did this, must've been a master at thievery.

After brief counsel with your courtiers, you decide to...

A) Send your agents and armies to search the countryside!
B) Hire lvl 30+ adventurers to track and capture the thief!
C) Do both of the above.

[birdy51]

C

We cannot afford to lose our treasures!