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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789706 times)

Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15825 on: February 19, 2019, 02:35:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15826 on: February 19, 2019, 05:21:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15827 on: February 19, 2019, 06:16:10 pm »

BBBB (although I think we should call helliste AND dwarves, If we are going to mobilizate the people we should use the church to do this for us)

I laughed on the option to call the eldrican "they will surely answer, on their behalf"


Just thinking, we should begin to adopt the act to elect someone from our bloodline to enter the church as an tradition, say that we are doing this because Cyl's reign was blessed and he did had a kid as a priest

after some time our whole family will have closer ties with the clerk, and maybe even a yoean archbishop
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15828 on: February 19, 2019, 06:19:15 pm »

BBBB (although I think we should call helliste AND dwarves, If we are going to mobilizate the people we should use the church to do this for us)

I laughed on the option to call the eldrican "they will surely answer, on their behalf"


Just thinking, we should begin to adopt the act to elect someone from our bloodline to enter the church as an tradition, say that we are doing this because Cyl's reign was blessed and he did had a kid as a priest

after some time our whole family will have closer ties with the clerk, and maybe even a yoean archbishop

I mean, we have CHA, WIS, and a strong army. If we survive our brush with the Damned worshipers, I could see Houlandin III eventually going full Henry VIII and just making the Monarch head of the chruch.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15829 on: February 19, 2019, 09:13:56 pm »

I'm guessing in that case it means we're going to be beheading a few clerics Henry VIII style? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15830 on: February 24, 2019, 07:22:35 am »

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You decide to station the Army on the southern border, send spies to Damdamia and diplomats to Rucus. A delegation is sent to Sim Empire, with request for help.

1217 AD, Late Summer

The Marshal reports that bulk of the Army is now in Eval or at border with Lametania.

Diplomats send news; apparently, Rucus and the Republic are simply dealing with bandit problem within Rucusian borders. None but the most unintelligent of your courtiers believe this.

The Spymaster brings information; counting up previous numbers with those spotted marching through northern Damdamia, the apparent invasion force now numbers twenty thousand.

1217 AD, Autumn

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Springwine and glassware brought smol profits this year also.

The worse situation is with t'chai leaves. The recent shortages of these aromatic leaves have not only brought loses to the merchants' pockets, they also believe that it might be Eldrican court that is curtailing their efforts in the west.

The merchant princes want to talk about the t'chai trade, and the Spymaster wants to deliver another of his reports.

Just as you start to consider whom to talk with, the guards report that the messenger sent to the east has returned with a response from Emperor Mahjar Sim.

"'The Emperor himself stands with the Methiantese dynasts, his and the Empire's most loyal of friends and comrades, but he is unable to send help, for Simian army is needed elsewhere.'"

You decide to...

A) Speak with the Spymaster.
B) Listen to the merchant princes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15831 on: February 24, 2019, 07:25:25 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15832 on: February 24, 2019, 08:00:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15833 on: February 24, 2019, 09:45:05 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15834 on: February 24, 2019, 10:50:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15835 on: February 24, 2019, 12:32:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15836 on: February 24, 2019, 03:35:00 pm »

You decide to speak with the Spymaster.

"M'liege, an urgent report from Damdamian borderlands. Both Spanian and Cadian banners have been spotted alongside the fresh Damdamian troops. Our estimates now put their combined forces at nearly thirty thousand, sire, with half of those numbers already in Rucus."

A) "Thanks for the report, keep me posted."
B) "Find my officers, we're attacking Rucus at once!"
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15837 on: February 24, 2019, 03:36:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15838 on: February 24, 2019, 05:02:09 pm »

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No fresh option to try and call in other factions?
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15839 on: February 24, 2019, 05:54:35 pm »

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Why do you keep waiting to face them all at once? Who do you think you're going to impress for this 'political' victory?
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