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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789735 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15780 on: February 12, 2019, 05:46:09 pm »

I for Astrid.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15781 on: February 12, 2019, 07:22:25 pm »

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Maybe if we get astrid or whatever as leader we can already have a bonus on diplomacy and make our new brother or the next king of helliste our emperor
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15782 on: February 13, 2019, 10:04:55 am »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15783 on: February 14, 2019, 11:36:01 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15784 on: February 14, 2019, 11:57:53 am »

You send a letter to Helliste in which you declare appointage of Alfdis Astrid of Helliste as the heiress to the throne of Methiant.

1217 AD, Midsummer

Guards report that a rather uneasy-looking courier has returned from Helliste with reply to your appointment of Alfdis Astrid.

Just as you're to meet with him, you bump into Spymaster, who doesn't look particularily cool himself at the moment.

"M'liege, I bring an urgent report about the southlands. We must talk about it."

A) "Sorry, after I read the reply from aunt Ciri's court."
B) "Right away, tell me what the report is about."
« Last Edit: February 14, 2019, 12:05:04 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15785 on: February 14, 2019, 11:59:56 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15786 on: February 14, 2019, 12:03:51 pm »

You send a letter to Helliste in which you declare appointage of Alfdis of Helliste as the heiress to the throne of Methiant.

Nice to see I'm not the only one who had trouble keeping names and letters straight :P . . . but I don't think anybody actually voted K.

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If we end up re-voting the succession we might want to hear the other thing first and put some space between the two.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15787 on: February 14, 2019, 01:06:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15788 on: February 14, 2019, 01:57:58 pm »

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Please tell us the Damdamians want to start shit with us when we have 11 army!
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15789 on: February 14, 2019, 03:14:56 pm »

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Novice english wordsmith
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15790 on: February 14, 2019, 03:57:07 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15792 on: February 14, 2019, 04:20:23 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15793 on: February 14, 2019, 04:33:31 pm »

You decide to meet with Spymaster first. He takes you away from sight, to a corner of the corridor.

"Sire, a Republican army has entered Rucus. They've being led by some Rucusian riders through less traveled roads, towards border with Eval and Lametania."

"How large?"

"Four thousand strong, mostly cavalry. Agents deeper south report that infantry and supply caravans are amassed just south of Rucusian border, exact numbers unknown but probably exceeding six thousand at the time of report. Fireblood machinery has also been spotted, from smaller guns to shatter infantry ranks, to large siege weapons. Damdamian banner was spotted amongst the troops, along with Damedian holy flag. Some of the cavalry bore crests of wheat oars, emblem of Spania."

"When did your agents spot the army movements?"

"Five days ago, the report was delivered with haste by fastest of horse riders." You furrow your brow.

So that would be it. Damdamian Republic, no doubt answering Damedian call for crusade against Methiant, is moving through Rucusian territory, possibly having secured passage through their lands.

You decide to...

A) Call the war council immediately.
B) Meet with the returned courier first.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2019, 04:37:38 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15794 on: February 14, 2019, 04:40:05 pm »

B - Let's hear this piece of news, then we can plan the war council accordingly
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