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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789744 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15675 on: February 05, 2019, 05:07:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15676 on: February 05, 2019, 05:45:56 pm »

You decide to not heed the requests of your people, they're already partying enough!

1216 AD, Late Autumn

"Duach?" You look at Aina with surprise.

As it turns out, the two have been getting along quite nicely, and your older sister seems to be enamored with the stately and handsome Duach, the elder of two of grand-uncle Deathans' sons. In fact, if what you just heard is right, the two have been eloping for afternoon walks and spend a lot of time in royal gardens, too.

You briefly consider what kinda familial relationship that would be, for genealogy is hard. Their common full ancestor would be the Great Cyl himself, father of both Eirika and Yoe III.

But considering Ruberta's remarrying... half-uncle and half-niece?

"Isn't that incest?" Aina frowns at you mightily.

"Oh come on, we're further apart than cousins! We're not even of full blood relations, I've read the genealogy books. I love Duach, and I wish to be his wife! His soothing voice, his strong arms, oh, and his sparkly eyes. Truly, a man for me!" You roll your eyes. For as much as Aina seems to be wise and scholarly, it seems that nerdy girls do love hot jocks.

Wait, sorry for anachronisms - it seems that learned ladies do love handsome courtiers.

You decide to...

A) Play the stern, dissapproving father figure and remind her that she will marry for political gain, not for incestous love.
B) Shrug and let her to marry whom she wants to... but because you don't approve of this kinda kinship, she must give up her position as royal heir first.
C) Shrug and let her to marry whom she wants to.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15677 on: February 05, 2019, 05:50:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15678 on: February 05, 2019, 05:50:16 pm »

C

Behold the divine blood of the Emperor!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15679 on: February 05, 2019, 05:53:58 pm »

C

She is technically our heir. She should have heirs of her own.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15680 on: February 05, 2019, 06:05:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15681 on: February 05, 2019, 06:15:54 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15682 on: February 05, 2019, 06:27:55 pm »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15683 on: February 05, 2019, 09:11:46 pm »

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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15684 on: February 05, 2019, 09:30:09 pm »

B, NO HABSBURGING >:C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15685 on: February 05, 2019, 10:42:53 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15686 on: February 06, 2019, 02:31:38 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15687 on: February 06, 2019, 10:38:08 am »

I'm sure we can get away with a little Habsburging.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15688 on: February 06, 2019, 08:33:48 pm »

C, it has less chance of defects than if they were not relatives and she was 30.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15689 on: February 06, 2019, 08:49:28 pm »

I do feel obligated to note that I've seen something to suggest that a moderate amount of inbreeding is actually beneficial on the whole, serving to reinforce positive traits while having essentially no significantly increased risk of defects, though it's been a while.

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