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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776830 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1560 on: August 27, 2017, 11:47:00 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1562 on: August 28, 2017, 02:52:04 am »

That must have been a pretty shitty library.

A. Let us build you a better one.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1563 on: August 28, 2017, 03:34:00 am »

A
This time make it out of stone.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1564 on: August 28, 2017, 08:53:57 am »

A
oh the humanity
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1565 on: August 28, 2017, 09:21:56 am »

D says a third of our treasury to rebuild. That's 2 econ. A new one is at least 3 econ then. Plus the wedding we are paying for leaves us with only 1-2 econ. Let's just rebuild it for now.

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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1566 on: August 28, 2017, 09:28:15 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1567 on: August 28, 2017, 09:29:16 am »

All national investments are expensive.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1568 on: August 29, 2017, 01:34:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1569 on: August 29, 2017, 09:04:58 am »

"I will sponsor construction of a whole new one, and it will be more grandiose - and sturdier - than the previous one. This I promise." The monks look at you, and then bow their bodies in gratitude, praising your name.

*KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT*

You are a beautiful girl who just turned twenty, and you're brushing your hair to keep it neat and straight. You live in the harsh north and thanks to the connections to your aunt the Queen, you were just selected as the bride of a king of a country in the south and thus its next Queen.

You're Gedavina of Cydwyl.

Not many people know that the marriage was approved, so once you're done with your hair, you decide to share the joyous news with...

A) Your bedchamber maid, best friend and confidante, Draqeesha.
B) Lady Eshtheth, the kitchen lady who told you many things about marriage life.
C) Your cousin and to-be Queen of Helliste, Aria, who is currently visiting your familyr's castle.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2017, 09:18:56 am by Haspen »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: A girl from the North
« Reply #1570 on: August 29, 2017, 09:29:33 am »

C

Guess what, we're gonna be queen as well!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: A girl from the North
« Reply #1571 on: August 29, 2017, 09:34:08 am »

C.
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: A girl from the North
« Reply #1572 on: August 29, 2017, 11:09:06 am »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: A girl from the North
« Reply #1573 on: August 29, 2017, 11:54:31 am »

C
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: A girl from the North
« Reply #1574 on: August 29, 2017, 12:36:05 pm »

What... the...

C Make contacts to show our husband that he is indeed lucky and we are the best wife. Helliste maybe has something to offer
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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