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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789620 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15570 on: January 21, 2019, 11:29:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15571 on: January 21, 2019, 11:33:09 am »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15572 on: January 21, 2019, 12:03:35 pm »

This? again?
Abstain.

What you mean again, its been 57 years :V
A little thing like reality isn’t going to stop my constant delusions.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15573 on: January 21, 2019, 12:42:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15574 on: January 21, 2019, 12:52:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15575 on: January 21, 2019, 12:54:12 pm »

You decide to sponsor and partake in the Hunt, to the rejoicing of noblemen and clergy alike.

The hunt begins at the very early morning, when the greyness still occupies the skies and the first sunlight is merely a tint on the distant horizon. Few of smaller game are captured early.

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Then one of the squires at the rear gasps audibly and nearly squees, frantically pointing at a nearby hill.

"T-T-The Stag!" The freckled youth sputters out, and all the eyes turn in the direction he is pointing. Indeed - the fabled White Stag stands upon the peak of the mound! It's majestic white form is still, its red eyes gazing upon you and your entourage. The Priests are visibly excited, for the Stag has not been seen for over a hundred years.

A) This is it! My chance at glory! I will be the one to hunt it down!
B) Only the bestest of my hunters will have the priviledge of chasing it!

//I like to point out that the last time you guys caught the White Stag was all the way in SPAMKINGDOM, in year 825
« Last Edit: January 21, 2019, 12:56:31 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15576 on: January 21, 2019, 01:08:19 pm »

A - We're Martial. That should translate to hunting skill
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15577 on: January 21, 2019, 01:09:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15578 on: January 21, 2019, 01:12:54 pm »

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it's a good day to die from a horse probably
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15579 on: January 21, 2019, 01:17:28 pm »

Eh. Our adult sister is heir. There won't be a regency period if we die. Might as well. A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15580 on: January 21, 2019, 01:18:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15581 on: January 21, 2019, 01:28:53 pm »





You tell the others that as the Emperor, you must be the one to hunt down the Stag!

So you give the chase with your horse, and the White Stag promptly runs into the woods. The chase moves rapidly between ever-thickening wall upon wall of trees.

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It finally stops at the edge of a cliff overseeing a fast, stony stream below. You pull out an arrow and pull on the bowstring, as the Stag faces you...

"You, who commands the metal that burns. Halt."

Did the Stag just speak? Inside your head??

"I am Kiardane, spirit of the northern forest, and a guest in the body of this noble stag. Due to the workings of the spirit world, killing the stag would mean killing me. If you spare my host, I shall bestow upon you one of your choosing; knowledge, or power."

A) "Ain't got time for this spiritual babble." *twang*
B) "Alright, okay, this is a fine deal."
« Last Edit: January 21, 2019, 01:31:49 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15582 on: January 21, 2019, 01:39:11 pm »

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Killing the stag means prosperity, which we need, but I don't think that is worth killing the spirit of the Northern Woods over.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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