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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789434 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15375 on: November 22, 2018, 10:49:21 am »

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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15376 on: November 22, 2018, 03:14:04 pm »

C I feel like they can probably understand why this wouldn't actually work, knowing as they certainly ought to by now that the nobles have historically had an excess of power around here.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15377 on: November 22, 2018, 03:51:26 pm »

A Hmm as an alternative, how about we throw them out of our palace, from the highest tower, one by one.  That seems like a good compromise.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15378 on: November 22, 2018, 05:58:23 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15379 on: November 22, 2018, 06:00:02 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15380 on: November 22, 2018, 09:04:44 pm »

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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15381 on: November 23, 2018, 10:00:01 am »

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Ridiculous scum! We must show them that the True Emperor will not be cowed!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15382 on: November 23, 2018, 10:03:20 am »

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We slaughter them by the thousands.
But... you know, we do it ironically.

auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15383 on: November 23, 2018, 10:59:47 am »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15384 on: November 23, 2018, 12:48:00 pm »

C with a hint  that they were stupid enough to make we go towards A
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Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15385 on: November 30, 2018, 03:12:53 pm »

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"You're unrepentant, Emperor of Methiant. This is waste of our time." The leading templar pulls out a large scrolls and opens to read from it.

"Be it known to all worshippers of Damed, the one and only true God, that the man, Emperor of Methiant-Cydwyl and those that come after him, are unrepentant heathens worthy of execution in the name of Damed! May no true Damedian son or daughter make into dealings with him, make no treaties with him, and do not allow his abominable faith to spread within the lands blessed by the holiest words of Damed. Be he forever cursed by Damed and those who follow him, and may those who stay true to Damed forever hunt and haunt and hurt him, until he and all those following him perish in the cleansing fires." The templar, amongst shouting and crying of your courtiers, rolls the scroll up.

"Emperor of Methiant, you and your subjects are now forever enemies of Damed, the Father, and those who follow him. No true Damedian will stand alive and allow your heathenry to continue. May you not live long enough to regret your stubborness one day!" The messengers turn around on their heels and parade themselves out of your throne room.



Congratulations! Empire of Methiant has been made a target of Damedian Crusade!



The guards next ask if you want to talk with the collector of artifacts.

A) I have a religious war to prepare to, dismiss him!
B) Sure, I think I might need extra funds very soon.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15386 on: November 30, 2018, 03:42:37 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15387 on: November 30, 2018, 04:10:24 pm »

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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15388 on: November 30, 2018, 04:27:45 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15389 on: November 30, 2018, 04:27:58 pm »

I wish we'd been given the option to lock the Damedians in the dungeon. It's only appropriate when someone doesn't show us the proper respect.

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